Caption This!

The mast and rigging on the submarine turned out to be as useless as the screen door.

Hey, Chief! What does this knob do?

Who raised the water level of the lake without telling me?

Going...Going...Will be gone

Bioramani

Does this mean I don't get my masters ticket then?

jt.

It's more fun at the deep end.

College students take the open bar on the booze cruise a little too far...

George: Hey Ralph, What happened to your boat?

Ralph: Well i got the payment notice today......

George: Whats that got to do with your boat sinking?

Ralph: ......and i remembered a couple of years ago when you ran you car off the bridge into the river and claimed it was stolen...

George: SHHH no so loud, it worked and i got enough to pay for that car and have a llittle left over.....but whats that got to do with your boat?

Ralph: ....Well....i thought if i could sink my boat like you did your car, i could collect enough money from the insurance company to pay off my boat and have a little left over!!

George: Well, did it work?

Ralph: I forgot one small thing.....

George: Whats that?

Ralph: Insurance!!

Honey, you know that power-drill you were looking for after the last time we went boating? Well I think Junior has just found it .....

Kris just had to check out the answer to the Challenge question by throwing all the ballast and fittings overboard.

The defence cutbacks had really affected the prototype for the new Trident platform.

Boggy Marsh suddenly saw the flaw in his rodent removal method.

Hmmmm....either the chain for the anchor is to short.....or the anchor is to big

Aaaaargh! That's not the anchor chain! It's the plug chain! Don't........oh, too late.

"Down periscope!!"

"Raise the centerboard? I thought you said "remove the centerboard!""

Hey Captain! Did you spring a leak? No I was delivering the lake and my sails blew off.

The coyote was sorry he had ever heard of Acme Instant Hole. The Acme bilge pump wasn't much better.

zoom in - you can see 'made in China'

.....and in this week's episode of Gilligan's Island, Gilligan ruins the chances of leaving the island by somehow scuttling their plans once again by sinking a craft in the lagoon.

Just like all the other previous episodes.

Special report, this just in: It appears that the rumor of Captain Nemo's death may have been premature.

Heh Heh, so we stick a fake mast and rigging in the water and people will think a boat sank there. In the words of Flounder from Animal House:"Oh Boy this is gonna be Great!"

"What do you mean the rum's gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

Bob, I told you this boat was a bottomless pit.

What!

New boat, check.

lake, check.

boat in lake, check?

that's not right, it should be boat on lake. Where that check list again?

Darren from Boat&RV said I got a good deal on there have-off boat clearance sell.

But I think I got wrong half.

Boat for sell. Just needs minor, work holds water really good. The picture shows it holding the whole lake.

When Harry Potter saw the boat start to rise, he knew there was magic involved, and went for help.

But Captain! When I say I gotta go, I MEAN it!

Captain, can I quit bailing now?

John... I think you were right.

The water goes on the outside of the boat... not the inside.

DAMN, THE TORPEDOS, SHE USED TO BE A BEUATY.

SS USA Govt. Health Care - full speed ahead!

When Smith, the new second mate, was told by the Captain to scrape the bottom for barnacles, he took him literally ...

US "Ship of State" after Ibama speech to UN.

And that was the last time anyone tried to scuttle their boat in sacowanago lake, which it turns out is mohawk for "shallow lake".

Laa..nd....Ho....!

It's a massive dunker!