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Now you can go trolling while ice fishing, genius.

shore line is really creeping up to us.......lets pack up our fishing shanty on our truck behind us and head for shore..............

Ha! There's no way the wife can bother us now! _{'Course, it's gonna get dark and be time for dinner soon...}

Think that Polar Bear can make it over here ?

"This is the life... floating ice slab, chairs, cooler, beer... wait, did we forget to bring the beer!"

Water-front property at the North Pole. Price reduced. Motivated seller.

"Smile and wave boys. just smile and wave..."

Baked Alaska!

Hey Earl! Do you hear rushing water?
Earl!
Earl!
Where'd Earl Go?

It was so cheap, I booked us for a week!

Oh Crap! I think we are out of Beer!!!

Bill and Jim take advantage of global warming by ice fishing and tanning at the same time. They floated out to sea and were never heard from again.

Earl - What did he say?

Bob - I think something about a waterfall.....

Bob and Doug lost their shirts after investing all they had in the latest Canadian tidal power scheme.

And that's how the ruthless penguin gang left them, shirtless, adrift, and out of beer.

"So I told Al Gore 'Get back in your Lear Jet and quit spouting off! '"

Gilligan's Island "revisted" after Global Warming made the ocean's level rise a tad too much.....or what the "Professor" forget to mention to the others about Global Warming.........

Budget-minded "Village Idiots" & "good 'ole boy Rednecks" Jim Bob and Leroy decide to build an "ice cube canoe for two" and go fishing off the coast of Florida....figuring that the ice would keep their beer stash chilled long enough for the outing...

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I think I know them. I really hope that's not my cousin.

Red Neck ice fishing.

Earl, I think we've removed enough ice now to get the boat in the water.

Q: Are they going to attend to the tipup that clearly has a fish on it....??

A: UH I don't want to rock our ice boat made of ice, safety first. Hand me another beer and the suntan lotion im heatin up over here.

Do you have the Corp of Engineers phone number ?

Why?

They are spending million to relocating those Alaskan Villages to higher ground. They might know how fast ice would melt in the water today.

Hey Dave is that the falls I hear up ahead.

Ya' know, Merle, this here is a classic case of "damned if ya do, and damned if ya don't".

Last known photo of the founders of Worldwide Pycrete, Inc.

"Its way too hot on this island - let's look for one with a palm tree"

"You owe me 10 bucks, George. I told you the ice would break off if you staked the boat there."

Well dang, man; my eddicuated couzin who looks at that there CR4 thing on th' computer been telling me a lots of folks ask about that there "earth faultin'; I wunder if this here is called water faultin' or ice faultin'?

See, hows I sees it, we either got too much water, or not enough ice; but wait! Ice is water that's real cold, ain't it?

But then!!! water is ice that's real warm, ain't it?

Damn, I'm sure confused. Jest give me another beer, OK?

WHAT! we're outta beer? DANG! bad day jest got worse! And here comes th' ol' lady too! DANG!

I dont get it. I'm from North Dakota and this is a normal spring ocurance.

I think we coulda made it back to the truck with a few less sticks and a little more wick!

Now you think?