Caption This!

One way to frustrate the nieghbourhood skateboarding kids. _{(or challenge them)}

Disturbingly, this complies with all local building standards and regulations regarding disabled access ramps.

Keeping up with the times, the school has installed a special ramp for kids with ADD.

Hogwarts school service entrance 2.

Yet another example that proves designers with dyslexia and CAD do not mix!

Bubba knew he should have got a new bubble for his spirit level before beginning work on the veranda...

From the catalogue - "You too can have a KrisDel^TM Unistep© Access System delivered and set-up outside your building in only 15 minutes!"

I told you one page of the blueprints was missing!

Built in America with blueprints printed in China that got translated by Google translate.

Looks like some of the work our local contractors do who are more concerned about getting jobs done opposed to getting the jobs done right.

I don't need no stinking code books I have a contractors licence.

"Here at the Department Of Health And Human Services..."

Yes dear, I have everything ready in the our new house for your mother to move in with us, and yes dear I did provide her a separate entrance to accomidate her bad knee.

I see lawsuits in the making for bruised knees and noses.

The solution (for avoiding future lawsuits) will be to install padding on the bottom wall.

Hooker

Done "By the book"

Doh! You might want to watch that first... or is it last step??

Sorta like this place....

or perhaps Escher's take about things

"Won't take much to fix it...
Remove bottom section of rail and continue ramp at 90 degrees out to the curb. OK?".
.
..
...
2 Days later...
"NO... I meant continue it sloping DOWN to the curb".
Del

First the owner of this building lost a nuisance lawsuit and was ordered to build a ramp for ADA compliance. Second, the complainant had a reputation of never returning to the business following the lawsuit. Third, the owner had the last laugh when this ramp was deemed in compliance with the order and the law. Finally, we have a another remarkable photo demonstrating the incompetence of government regulations.

Q.E.D.

Eh Bennie, shoulda looked at ta print first, da ramp goes on the other side of the stairs.

Some disabilities are difficult to overcome...

Duh, Harry - da ramp wuz suppozed ta go tha utha way.

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part

Another example of why its NOT a good idea to subcontract different parts of a contract out.....starting with the blueprints.

The only thing missing on this OSHA approved runaway ramp is the cushion at the bottom. Other than that it all looks good. Curly O'Shea, OSHA Inspector Badge #K2383396754.

Agency headquarters.

Hey he's gettin' better, at least he hit the door that time...

Funny stuff!

Here's a shot of a balcony in the same building:

The door budget was obviously over, and a few had to be eliminated.

Ah yes,,the pigeon balcony...

It is actually a fire escape for the Oompa-Loompas.

(Or perhaps the house-elves)

Disabled person's stairway to heaven.