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Posted September 20, 2012 4:45 PM by Kaplin

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#3 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by lyn on 09/20/2012 6:00 PM (score 2)
#7 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Epke on 09/20/2012 9:15 PM (score 2)
#9 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Usbport on 09/20/2012 9:41 PM (score 2)
#20 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by PWSlack on 09/21/2012 3:31 AM (score 2)
#21 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by English Rose on 09/21/2012 4:16 AM (score 6)
#25 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Geode Hunter on 09/21/2012 6:06 AM (score 2)
#27 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Randall on 09/21/2012 6:14 AM (score 6)
#72 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by yamdankee on 09/22/2012 5:59 PM (score 3)
#78 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by europium on 09/25/2012 12:38 AM (score 3)

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#4 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by SolarEagle on 09/20/2012 6:23 PM (score 1)
#12 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Tornado on 09/20/2012 10:37 PM (score 1)
#15 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by redfred on 09/20/2012 10:46 PM (score 1)
#32 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Stedou73ish on 09/21/2012 7:52 AM (score 1)
#34 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by facilitiesmgr on 09/21/2012 8:17 AM (score 1)
#36 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Loupy on 09/21/2012 8:39 AM (score 1)
#37 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by tundra242 on 09/21/2012 9:21 AM (score 1)
#50 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by phoenix911 on 09/21/2012 2:46 PM (score 1)
#57 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Kris on 09/21/2012 3:24 PM (score 1)
#82 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by The Shadow on 09/25/2012 10:32 AM (score 1)
#85 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Epke on 09/25/2012 10:35 PM (score 1)
#87 "Re: Caption This for 09/21/12" by Randall on 09/26/2012 4:51 AM (score 1)

SolarEagle Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: at the beach in Florida Posts: 5452 Good Answers: 269	#1 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 5:20 PM
	The concept of the horizontally mounted catalogs is not always immediately grasped by new employees.... __________________ The relentless pursuit of pacification....
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Kilowatt0 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Earth - I think. Posts: 946 Good Answers: 58	#2 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 5:26 PM
	And my kids whine about their homework reading assignments! __________________ TANSTAAFL (If you don't know what that means, Google it - yourself)
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lyn Guru Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 34° 34' 21.60" N, 92° 55' 42.28" W Posts: 20926 Good Answers: 785	#3 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 6:00 PM
	"Well Madam, I see that you have quite an extensive medical history here". __________________ Luck comes and goes. Skill is forever. Intelligence either is, or it ain't. lyn
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SolarEagle Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: at the beach in Florida Posts: 5452 Good Answers: 269	#4 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 6:23 PM
	Telephone books for the whole state now available...((for a small fee)) __________________ The relentless pursuit of pacification....
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jack of all trades Guru Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 5474 Good Answers: 226	#5 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 6:54 PM
	When is this book's index going to END! __________________ jack of all trades
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redfred Guru Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 6992 Good Answers: 463	#6 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 7:24 PM
	Despite Bill's insistence that all of the program coding must be printed to be read, he wrote elegant programs. Maybe Bill was onto something. __________________ "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering." Freeman Dyson
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	No, just on something! __________________ In vino veritas; in cervisia carmen; in aqua E. coli.
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Epke Guru Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Japan Posts: 2392 Good Answers: 29	#7 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 9:15 PM
	Iphone 5 legal disclaimer "booklet" __________________ From the Movie "The Big Lebowski" Don't pee on the carpet man!
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Tornado Guru Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ketchikan, AK, USA Posts: 12930 Good Answers: 463	#8 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 9:39 PM
	Federal Register, vol. 1 of 10. __________________ In vino veritas; in cervisia carmen; in aqua E. coli.
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Bert Cundle Power-User Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Cypress, California. Posts: 236	#89 In reply to #8 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 10/04/2012 10:47 PM
	New California Penal Code...
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Usbport Guru Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor Posts: 2949 Good Answers: 297	#9 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 9:41 PM
	This week's US unemployment list. __________________ "...any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book." - Mark Twain
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redfred Guru Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 6992 Good Answers: 463	#10 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 9:58 PM
	Is that the CR4 EULA? __________________ "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering." Freeman Dyson
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JNB Power-User Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 344 Good Answers: 25	#11 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 10:32 PM
	In view of the increasing threat from the World Wide Web to their domination of the information market, the geniuses at Encyclopedia Brittanica decided to consolidate all their sets into one convenient, easy to read and handle volume. Next week- it's in paperback!!
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	__________________ "Just when I had all the answers, they changed all the questions"
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	This years dictionary is said to include all the 'made up' words to enter the English language......Making up words, a practice which has steadily gained popularity over the last dozen years, was started by an ~~unknown~~ unnamed blogger... __________________ The relentless pursuit of pacification....
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redfred Guru Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 6992 Good Answers: 463	#15 In reply to #14 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/20/2012 10:46 PM
	Blagarf __________________ "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering." Freeman Dyson
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	Readable slinky. __________________ "Gardens are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful,' and sitting in the shade." ~ Rudyard Kipling
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	Lyn traced his genealogy all the way back to Adam & Eve!
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	The World Wide Web... in Hard Copy!
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	I think I have just been booked for the whole year. __________________ I attend work so my dogs can have the good life.
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	Buddy still hadn't found the chapter on "Making the Right First Impression" in his Haynes Manual Women Explained. Maybe, he thought, I shouldn't have skimped and bought the concise edition. __________________ Chaos always wins because it's better organised.
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	Aren't enough trees to print out the full edition. __________________ "...any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book." - Mark Twain
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	That is the operating manual to my wife __________________ "Duct tape will not fix stupid, but it will muffle the sound"
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	Actually, thats just the trouble shooting section of the operating manual for my wife. __________________ "Duct tape will not fix stupid, but it will muffle the sound"
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	"That hard copy of the LEED requirements and manual you ordered has arrived!" __________________ There's a theory stating if anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for & why it is here, it will instantly disappear & be replaced by something even more bizarre & inexplicable. There's another theory stating this has already happened.D Adams
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Geode Hunter Power-User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: N38º3', W085º3' Posts: 328 Good Answers: 19	#24 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 5:58 AM
	After several years of working on design projects for the USPS, I think I finally got a handle on all those acronyms they use and here they are in one place. Let's see ----- VMF. AMF, MPF, MPOO, USPIS, LOG, BMEU and oh yeah! just how many things does APC stand for? __________________ There's a theory stating if anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for & why it is here, it will instantly disappear & be replaced by something even more bizarre & inexplicable. There's another theory stating this has already happened.D Adams
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Geode Hunter Power-User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: N38º3', W085º3' Posts: 328 Good Answers: 19	#25 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 6:06 AM
	I have the draft version of the revision to the employee handbook with regards to ObamaCare. Let me know if I left anything out. __________________ There's a theory stating if anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for & why it is here, it will instantly disappear & be replaced by something even more bizarre & inexplicable. There's another theory stating this has already happened.D Adams
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kizzijo Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 8	#90 In reply to #25 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 10/26/2012 10:45 AM
	That's the first thing I thought too! Obamacare...... Good answer
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Randall Guru Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hemel Hempstead, UK Posts: 3101 Good Answers: 143	#27 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 6:14 AM
	CR4 admin. finally caved in and agreed to let Kris have a copy of the Bath Breaking Technique thread. __________________ We are alone in the universe, or, we are not. Either way it's incredible... Adapted from R. Buckminster Fuller/Arthur C. Clarke
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PWSlack Guru Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In the bothy, 7 chains down the line from Dodman's Lane level crossing. Kettle's on. Posts: 19592 Good Answers: 469	#29 In reply to #27 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 6:37 AM
	__________________ There was a time, not long ago, when people were smarter than their phones... (tips hat to CR4 user Harley.)
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europium Guru Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2210 Good Answers: 84	#78 In reply to #27 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 12:38 AM
	Psst! That's the Table of Contents! ----- From Faux News: CR4, GlobalSpec's popular engineering site and home of the infamous Bath Breaking Technique thread, is the brainchild of GlobalSpec's reclusive *M 'The Architect' G, who agreed to speak with us on condition of anonymity, "Yessirree bob! That dang Bath-Breakin' Thread* pert near done us in! At one point we wuz buyin' 15 servers a day just to keep up all the posts. Lucky for us the new Data Center got done just in time for the next wave, when all them guldurn Shinys hit. Like a guldurn TSUNAMI, I'm tellin' ya! And that wuz when I noticed the center's Shiny new BBT servers seemed to form a sort of a physical histogram of the thread's activity over time. Remarkable! You could see just by lookin' at 'em which days had more posts than others. See that tall one? That's the day we got the call from that Mark Zikkerbag fella wantin' to know how he could git in on the action (I wanted to say, "Eat yer heart out, bee-otch" but instead we just bought Facebook outright an' that wuz that)." "Z-man's out back, cleanin' the poddies."
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Kris Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Etherville Posts: 13174 Good Answers: 83	#28 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 6:36 AM
	BBT was taken out of secure storage for the monthly safety check. Dammit, Randall, you read my mind whilst I was typing ! __________________ These nuts may contain traces of post.
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PWSlack Guru Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In the bothy, 7 chains down the line from Dodman's Lane level crossing. Kettle's on. Posts: 19592 Good Answers: 469	#31 In reply to #28 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 7:34 AM
	<...read my mind whilst I was typing...> One hopes the resulting script was not as long as the one in the photograph! __________________ There was a time, not long ago, when people were smarter than their phones... (tips hat to CR4 user Harley.)
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Kris Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Etherville Posts: 13174 Good Answers: 83	#38 In reply to #31 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 9:51 AM
	Got distracted, but I'm sure it wasn't a whole 22 minutes. The evil CR4 time-stamp is playing with my mind again ! Randall was much funnier for including the link . __________________ These nuts may contain traces of post.
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Randall Guru Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hemel Hempstead, UK Posts: 3101 Good Answers: 143	#44 In reply to #28 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 12:42 PM
	If I could read minds:....... do you really think I'd choose yours? __________________ We are alone in the universe, or, we are not. Either way it's incredible... Adapted from R. Buckminster Fuller/Arthur C. Clarke
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Kris Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Etherville Posts: 13174 Good Answers: 83	#57 In reply to #44 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 3:24 PM
	It's a picture book, so I thought you might be up to the task. __________________ These nuts may contain traces of post.
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Stedou73ish Guru Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: 38th Parallel Posts: 611 Good Answers: 12	#32 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 7:52 AM
	Volume1 OF The Book to Understanding Women! __________________ "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln
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The Shadow Commentator Join Date: May 2012 Location: Sutter buttes - East 50 miles you found me Posts: 55 Good Answers: 3	#33 In reply to #32 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 7:55 AM
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	Looking for guidelines on how to find a doctor in obamacare legislation. No one had read it so they couldn't help me find it either. __________________ If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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	It ends up the butler did it. Oops - sorry to ruin the ending. __________________ hindsight is 20/20; foresight is a gift.
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tundra242 Active Contributor Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Plum (Pittsburgh), PA Posts: 20 Good Answers: 1	#37 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 9:21 AM
	New MSC big book is here! http://www1.mscdirect.com/CGI/NNPDFF?PMCTLG=00&PMPAGE=9000
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Lo_Volt Power-User Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Maryland Posts: 252 Good Answers: 11	#59 In reply to #37 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 3:51 PM
	I thought it was the hard bound AMP catalog. Anybody here old enough to remember those....?
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Hooker Guru Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bridgewater, Va. Posts: 1162 Good Answers: 50	#62 In reply to #59 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 4:05 PM
	I remember. I've actually got one of their Mil-C-26482 catalogs on my desk right now. Some of their online stuff still isn't up to snuff and the paper cats help. Hooker
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	Hey Boulregard don't cha think this spec is a little excessive? They're just replacing the 2X4 drop-ins for christ sake! __________________ The first 5 days after a weekend are always the hardest................................
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phoenix911 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8728 Good Answers: 100	#55 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 3:12 PM
	CR4 ADMIN: Deleted Post Politics/Religion: This post was deleted because it was overly religious or political. While each user is entitled to his or her own opinion on these topics, CR4 is not the place for discussion about them. Please review Section 14 of the CR4 Site FAQ and the CR4 Rules of Conduct. __________________ phoenix911
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phoenix911 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8728 Good Answers: 100	#67 In reply to #55 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 1:33 PM
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phoenix911 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8728 Good Answers: 100	#68 In reply to #67 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 1:42 PM
	CR4 ADMIN: Deleted Post Politics/Religion: This post was deleted because it was overly religious or political. While each user is entitled to his or her own opinion on these topics, CR4 is not the place for discussion about them. Please review Section 14 of the CR4 Site FAQ and the CR4 Rules of Conduct. __________________ phoenix911
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phoenix911 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8728 Good Answers: 100	#73 In reply to #68 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 8:26 PM
	I was wondering when you were going to step forward, and I'm still laughing even when I Lost all my GA's from the last post. There are still two political posts thats still listed, must have been flying low enough to get under the CR4 P&R radar.........Oh, oh..... __________________ phoenix911
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Hooker Guru Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bridgewater, Va. Posts: 1162 Good Answers: 50	#58 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 3:32 PM
	The ISO 9001 consultants first pass documentation for the UN...
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	Ah, finaly, the new Kama Sutra Manuel __________________ "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln
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Stedou73ish Guru Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: 38th Parallel Posts: 611 Good Answers: 12	#61 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 4:05 PM
	I knew this looked familiar. They said it could not be Done __________________ "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln
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redfred Guru Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 6992 Good Answers: 463	#63 In reply to #61 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 4:08 PM
	Touche __________________ "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering." Freeman Dyson
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English Rose Guru Join Date: May 2005 Location: In the Garden Posts: 4580 Good Answers: 66	#74 In reply to #61 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/24/2012 7:42 AM
	I thought it had been here before, but CBA looking for it! __________________ Chaos always wins because it's better organised.
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CaptMoosie Guru Join Date: May 2009 Location: Red Hook, New York (Mid-Hudson River Valley) Posts: 3722 Good Answers: 125	#64 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 4:18 PM
	Is THAT the newly translated instruction manual for the new 36-speed Chinese bicycle? Ahhhhh sooooo, two Whiskeee Souar! __________________ "Veni, Vidi, Vici"; hendiatris attributed to Gaius Julius Caesar, 47 B.C.
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CaptMoosie Guru Join Date: May 2009 Location: Red Hook, New York (Mid-Hudson River Valley) Posts: 3722 Good Answers: 125	#65 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 4:20 PM
	Hey, it's the newly revised Ethics book for undergrad engineering students! [How many ~~Lawyers~~ shysters does it take to edit a law book?????] __________________ "Veni, Vidi, Vici"; hendiatris attributed to Gaius Julius Caesar, 47 B.C.
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English Rose Guru Join Date: May 2005 Location: In the Garden Posts: 4580 Good Answers: 66	#75 In reply to #65 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/24/2012 7:54 AM
	Just the one... __________________ Chaos always wins because it's better organised.
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rashavarek Power-User Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Madison, WI. Posts: 124 Good Answers: 5	#66 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/21/2012 4:35 PM
	The Beauty of a well written HAACP plan is no one is going to read it. __________________ Whether you see the glass as half full or half empty usually depends on how thirsty you are.
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CaptMoosie Guru Join Date: May 2009 Location: Red Hook, New York (Mid-Hudson River Valley) Posts: 3722 Good Answers: 125	#69 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 2:22 PM
	Hmmm that must be the Pentagon's Black Budget printout! __________________ "Veni, Vidi, Vici"; hendiatris attributed to Gaius Julius Caesar, 47 B.C.
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redfred Guru Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 6992 Good Answers: 463	#70 In reply to #69 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 2:24 PM
	Soon to be shredded. __________________ "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering." Freeman Dyson
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Kris Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Etherville Posts: 13174 Good Answers: 83	#71 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 5:15 PM
	From Fun To Bigotry in one easy Step. Chapter 1 MIA is going for a +1. I've got the keyboard, and I'm not afraid to use it. / __________________ These nuts may contain traces of post.
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yamdankee Power-User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 293 Good Answers: 16	#72 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/22/2012 5:59 PM
	Gentlemen let's keep the discussion free of religion and politics. As bad as things can get in those two subjects, this is simply not the proper venue. Let's continue captioning the image w/o breaking the CR4 rules. Thanks!
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qcmanager Active Contributor Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 15 Good Answers: 1	#76 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/24/2012 9:43 AM
	Assembly instructions for this year's most popular toy. __________________ ""We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, it's a habit", Aristotle.
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phoenix911 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8728 Good Answers: 100	#77 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/24/2012 12:48 PM
	Apple's agreement on updates in hard copy. Atleast they dropped where you only have to give up your left testicle and not both. Yes, its there.......didn't you read it? __________________ phoenix911
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europium Guru Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2210 Good Answers: 84	#79 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 9:50 AM
	The Compleat Engineer's Stock Answer to the Question: 'What Time is It?', Fifth Edition
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europium Guru Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2210 Good Answers: 84	#80 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 9:53 AM
	IBM 360 Desk Reference (4375 pages of which read 'This Page Intentionally Left Blank')
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europium Guru Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2210 Good Answers: 84	#81 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 9:56 AM
	Microsoft Internal Memo #367: How to Write a EULA in Three Easy Steps
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	I know I left my "English Rose" petals between one of these pages...... __________________ Lurking Always Lurking.........................in the Shadows
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English Rose Guru Join Date: May 2005 Location: In the Garden Posts: 4580 Good Answers: 66	#86 In reply to #82 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/26/2012 4:27 AM
	...and here are the blood stains to prove it. __________________ Chaos always wins because it's better organised.
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JPool Guru Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Detroit MI, USA Posts: 710 Good Answers: 98	#83 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 10:44 AM
	On 2nd thought, a single world wide phone book is not such a good idea. __________________ "Duct tape will not fix stupid, but it will muffle the sound"
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europium Guru Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2210 Good Answers: 84	#84 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 5:32 PM
	Apple's patent claims for their proprietary Upper-Left Type, Front Side, Facing Screen, Viewed Along Surface Normal Rounded Corner (ULTFSVASNRCs), Vol MCMXXIII
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Epke Guru Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Japan Posts: 2392 Good Answers: 29	#85 Re: Caption This for 09/21/12 09/25/2012 10:35 PM
	This contains the ultimate question to the answer 42! __________________ From the Movie "The Big Lebowski" Don't pee on the carpet man!
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	"Somewhere in here.....: it must tell me what happened to my legs." __________________ We are alone in the universe, or, we are not. Either way it's incredible... Adapted from R. Buckminster Fuller/Arthur C. Clarke
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	California Vehicle Code... English must be in here someplace...
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