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Caption This for 3/31/2017

Posted March 31, 2017 4:45 PM by lmno24

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03/31/2017 4:53 PM

You always think you are right, you have to have the last word. You called me a wuss when I said the corn pile was a trap. Yet I followed you to it, look at us now.

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03/31/2017 4:55 PM

What the buck?, look what you got us into now, you cow!

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03/31/2017 5:01 PM

Hey Babe! Wanna Smooch?

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03/31/2017 5:05 PM

Blah, blah, blah, you said, don't stick your head in the hole, well, I did and you followed me and we are stuck in this rednecks basement. Of course deer, you were right.

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03/31/2017 5:08 PM

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Why are we hanging around here?

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03/31/2017 5:17 PM

Why the hell did they mount you 4 inches higher than me, I have the antlers.

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03/31/2017 5:27 PM

Look honey.. the sign says it's illigal to bait deer and that the feed is for squirrel and chipmunk.

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03/31/2017 5:28 PM

All I wanted was this :

What I got was this :

When will I ever learn???????

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03/31/2017 5:43 PM

Between the two,... which do you think is the better mount?

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03/31/2017 6:26 PM

umm, the first one?

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03/31/2017 6:26 PM

A pump action buck shot? Doe!

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04/01/2017 2:38 AM

Anything in life will get you screwed!!

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03/31/2017 5:47 PM

Have you heard this one, "Two things are certain in this world, death and taxidermy"?

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03/31/2017 8:00 PM

What happened? All I remember is is a bright white light....

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03/31/2017 8:14 PM

You must be the new arrival, Just hang around next to me, and I will look after you.

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03/31/2017 8:15 PM

"Where's Bambi?"

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03/31/2017 8:49 PM

jerky!!!!!!

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03/31/2017 10:27 PM

I told you there was more than one hunter out there!

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03/31/2017 11:01 PM

Oh yeah, hunting season ended last week you said!

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04/01/2017 12:18 AM

"OMG! Smell that!? They're serving your behind for dinner!"

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04/01/2017 12:27 AM

Welcome to CR4, hang around and enjoy it.

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04/01/2017 4:34 AM

"Why, oh why did I take my taxes to a taxidermist?"

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04/01/2017 9:36 AM

Teaser for the next Geico ad. Obvious follow up to the one with the wolf and moose stickers talking to each other on an RV.

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04/01/2017 1:38 PM

I told you when you hear the bolt action working RUN!

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04/01/2017 9:36 PM

"I prefer the gender neutral restroom."

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04/02/2017 8:14 AM

When can we get out from here dear.

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04/02/2017 10:42 AM

See, the zoo made these holes in the restaurant wall especially for us, so the customers could feed us while they eat. But the next time a customer comes in with a hunter's hat, let's just be really quiet and keep staring right at him no matter where he sits.

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04/02/2017 8:23 PM

I can't feel my legs. Can you?

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04/03/2017 3:25 AM

A clear example of human baseness

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04/03/2017 4:50 AM

Not a chance!

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04/03/2017 7:23 AM

I think I just pooped.

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04/03/2017 10:54 AM

Hey, honey. You hang around here often?

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04/03/2017 11:41 AM

So I saw this metal slug just keep getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me...

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04/03/2017 12:41 PM

I suppose you are going to blame me for this too!

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04/03/2017 12:42 PM

My eyes are down here! Quit staring at my rack!

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04/03/2017 12:49 PM

I wish that damned Wil-E-Coyote would quit painting tunnel openings on the side of walls! This is the second time this week I've gotten my self stuck in someone's house!

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04/06/2017 8:38 AM

I spy....

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04/07/2017 4:48 AM

Stag: "What do you call yourself?"

Doe: "Still no eye deer."

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