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Caption This for 08/18/2017

Posted August 18, 2017 4:45 PM by MaggieMc

Here's this week's image:

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Thanks to Nigh for the entry.

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08/18/2017 5:34 PM

"It can't fly? Why must you always point out the negatives? Why can't you just appreciate how many passengers it holds?!"

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08/18/2017 5:46 PM

Landlord: "what are you so upset about?! I told you right on the lease that your apartment was in the airport's flight path!"

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08/18/2017 5:52 PM

When Play-Dohtm took over production of the aircraft division, they used their patented extrusion method.

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08/18/2017 5:58 PM

Another victim of a "fly by night" balcony installer.

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08/18/2017 6:00 PM

This building houses the air and space museum.. but as you can see it's run out of air ...and space.

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08/18/2017 6:07 PM

Copilot to pilot:

I get it! I get it! More altitude! Ok!

You don't have to keep yelling at me.

Jeeze.

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08/19/2017 1:19 AM

Made it through by a miracle & bless the supports holding it in place!

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08/21/2017 9:34 AM

"In case of a water landing, the cushions of your barkalounger can be used as a flotation device."

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08/21/2017 12:24 PM

Client: I have a few questions about the engineer who designed this building?

Engineering Firm: Yes, that would be Jim,... he used to work in aerospace before he came to work for us,... why do you ask?

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08/25/2017 5:01 AM

"I told you not to leave the landing light on."

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08/26/2017 8:11 AM

...the hijackers were nowhere to be seen after their failed terrorist plot....

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08/29/2017 2:22 PM

Now with more legroom in regular coach class

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09/03/2017 6:28 PM

The guy in apartment 217 needs more room for his hobby, 3D printing an airplane.

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09/04/2017 7:34 AM

A CR4 member attempts to measure the speed and noise generated by the turbofan blade tips of a PW100G-JM turbofan engine spinning at a maximum rpm of 10,047.

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09/05/2017 11:39 AM

Economy class....now with more legroom

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