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Caption This for 1/5/2018

Posted January 05, 2018 4:45 PM by MaggieMc

Happy New Year from the Caption This Team!

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Thanks to Nigh for the submission.

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01/05/2018 5:30 PM

Gutmonarch trying to figure out ethical standards.

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01/05/2018 5:34 PM

Young James Stewart trying to calculate the differential pressure permissive.

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01/05/2018 10:26 PM

Young Ralphie was taught at an early age to balance a pencil on his ear so he wouldn't poke his eye out.

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01/05/2018 10:33 PM

Our members where ask to post a self photograph of them selves, I wonder who this is.

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01/05/2018 10:43 PM

Behold!

My new playpen!

For when I am old enough -

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01/05/2018 11:59 PM

I'm just checking your drawing; I believe this dimension should be...

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01/06/2018 1:15 AM

It’s a fake out of China ~ ~ you can tell because the pencil is facing the wrong way.

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01/06/2018 6:41 AM

You sure have an eye for details. I guess the default use of the pencil is the eraser. That definitely changes things.

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01/06/2018 2:59 AM

If I have to check dad's work ONE MORE TIME I'm getting a corner office.

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01/06/2018 5:15 AM

Hi guys, I found the Problem!

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01/06/2018 5:23 AM

While the Government's efforts to address the engineering skills shortage are to be applauded, there are some who suggest that the money is not being properly targeted

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01/06/2018 6:53 AM

I should have seen this before it was written ink. At least it hasn't been built yet. Hopefully, it'll be right by then. Has lots of promise, though. I don't know if I can Wait that long.

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01/06/2018 9:03 AM

Bring your sons and daughters to work day.

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01/06/2018 10:42 AM

Company's lowering the age limit to fill the employee shortages during a booming economy.

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01/06/2018 10:48 AM

Why don't you take a break, Mom... I've got this.

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01/06/2018 12:45 PM

Seen at an "Equal pay for Equal work" firm.

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01/06/2018 1:19 PM

This invention was the chance of a lifetime, so he had to get to work early if he was going to get it done before he retired.

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01/06/2018 2:19 PM

"I'm sure glad I finally got out of Grad School and can start paying off my student loan!"

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01/06/2018 6:19 PM

Yes,... I had a wonderful childhood...l recall the time when I was nothing more than a twinkle in my daddy’s eyes when he looked at my mom....

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01/06/2018 9:29 PM

"Who best to design kids' furniture than a KID?

Keep the milk warm, Mom. I'll be there as soon as I finish this project."

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01/07/2018 4:32 AM

Engineering 4.5 years, longest i ever stopped smoking, drinking, drugs & women. Then I turned 5, went to kindergarten...........

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01/08/2018 8:42 AM

"The instructions say a child can do this. Somebody get me a child."

-Groucho Marx (Paraphrased to fit the photo)

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01/08/2018 10:13 AM

I think I have this baby gate mechanism figured out...there's no stopping me now!

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01/08/2018 10:16 AM

See! Right there. We need to expand the chimney dimensions if Santa is ever going to fit through.

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01/08/2018 10:16 AM

All along Tom and Nancy thought that something was odd about one of their Triplets. And it was confirmed when they caught him planning the Crying Watch schedule with the other two.

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01/08/2018 10:20 AM

I've told Mom a hundred times that it is false advertising and now I have the calculations to prove it!

The diaper box states that they are good for 18-26 lbs and she has to change them when I've only put in a few ounces!

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01/08/2018 11:07 AM

Then I took up a career as an engineer. Longest two hours of my life.

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01/08/2018 11:34 AM

The prior question was....

Question: How long have you been an engineer?

Response: Most of my life.....

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01/08/2018 3:36 PM

I've got to figure out why my time machine sent me back this far...

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01/08/2018 3:39 PM

I'm not going through with potty-training until I know EXACTLY where my doody goes!

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01/08/2018 4:52 PM

ahhhh,... this diaper rash is killing me....

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01/09/2018 7:19 AM

Mum!....how long is a volt ?

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