I'd buy an equatorial island in the pacific ocean that has an extinct volcano. Then I'd hollow out the island and start building a fleet of huge rockets each carrying powerful warheads. Once everything is in place and ready to go I'd issue an ultimatum to the ENTIRE PLANET that I am taking over the world.
...Ohhh, wait a minute. I run Google. I've already taken over the world. Nevermind about the rockets.
Whiskey, women -- and astrophysics. Because sometimes a problem can't be solved with just whiskey and women.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -- Mark Twain