My history is a complex one. At some point fairly early on I was born. At the time it seemed like a good career move but then the bottom fell out of the market and so I mostly ended up standing in line.

As a youth I was given an education. Along the way I set numerous and as-yet unbroken records for appalingly poor attendence and abysmal comprehension. I have a plaque commemmorating this honor.

As I grew older, I first found employment at a company which made things that are now either made somewhere else or aren't made at all. You probably have several of them in your house right now. Now I work at a company that makes other things. Here I supposedly engage in some sort of activity all day but so far I've been unable to determine exactly what that might be. On the plus side, I've never been so productive!

In my spare time I'm usually other people (the qualifier "other" is optional - I may not technically be a person in my own right) who are far more interesting.