Unit Conversion Humor

So, in the spirit of starting the week's end with a little bit of technical humor, I present to you some rarely used unit conversions:

Disclaimer - Not original author, just thought they were funny. And I'm sure they are more than a few years old, just found them while going though boxes whilts moving back into my office.

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = 1 knotfurlong

weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

453.6 gramcrackers = 1 pound cake

1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds - 2 kilomockingbirds

52 cards = 1 deckacards

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = 1 Won ton

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year

1,000,000 bites = 1 microchip

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

Time between slipping on a banana peel and hitting the pavement = 1 bananosecond

Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

Have a great Friday, and an even Greater weekend,

JavaHead