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Conference Management

04/23/2012 7:38 AM

Next Events' professional conference team specializes in solutions. We work closely with our clients to ensure desired outcomes, on time and in budget. We co-ordinate and organize your conference at completely no cost to you and manage all delegates via our Conference Management System.

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04/23/2012 7:49 AM

"specializes in solutions.."
"to ensure desired outcomes".

Corporate speak worthy of George Orwell
I've take the liberty of editing it for you.

Next Events' professional conference team can co-ordinate and organize your conference at completely no cost to you and manage all delegates via our Conference Management System.

The shorter it is the more likely it is to be read.
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04/23/2012 8:05 AM

Hi Del,

Are you sure it cannot be condensed further? Here, I've taken the liberty of running the original prolix (like mine) corpospeak verbiage through my fancy-dancy Heuristically-Programmed Algorithmic Piss-taking (HALP) debabbelator and here's what it splarfed. Four measley letters:

S-P-A-M

[scratches head in wonderment] What could it all mean?

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04/25/2012 3:42 AM

Seems to me that you can't spell ol' fruit. Too much time in the Texan sun methinks....

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04/25/2012 4:34 PM

itz wot appens wen u tipe on this bluddy Android fone wot cant intrepretate no CR4 editter xml.

I'm lucky enough to be able to enter text via CR4's editor on my phone, let alone spell-check it. Those icons you see at the top of your editor? On my Android they're unadulterated HTML. Dragging and scrolling text is next to impossible, and the blinking cursor invariably goes to the wrong insert point - if it is visible at all.

Under Google Chrome CR4's spell-checker fails most of the time. I usually end up getting a cryptic popup when I try to use it. All the correctly-spelled words are of course my doing. Everything else I blame on the Republicans.

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04/25/2012 6:56 PM

just gsve yoy a ga. also have android, but same wiyh facebool. It just gets so difficult to present a "clean" post, I often give up.

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04/25/2012 6:59 PM

Jus' gotta lurve those user tags .

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04/26/2012 3:07 AM

A priceless bit of sneakytude .

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04/23/2012 8:10 AM

Wha'?

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04/23/2012 8:26 AM

I must say I liked your specialized solution for Automatic Draining of Water from Diesel Fuel.

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