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Just for Fun

05/12/2012 9:33 AM

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.
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Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now

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Re: Just for fun

05/12/2012 9:53 AM

And thats why I always wear my steel pith helmet over my tin foil hat!

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Re: Just for fun

05/12/2012 10:49 AM

I would have said there are still 50 bricks left but one is outside?

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Re: Just for fun

05/12/2012 10:58 AM

How many bricks are on the right, besides Rush Limbaugh?

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Re: Just for fun

05/12/2012 11:59 AM

≥ 50!

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05/14/2012 1:20 PM

I think the elephant ran her down because he was late for the party after being coup up in the frig.

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01/24/2013 4:05 PM

Coup up in the fridge?

No, man, that was a different interview. Libya or summat. Rainin' all kinda thangs, bombs 'n' stuff.

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01/24/2013 3:39 AM

Interviewer: "In the end the old lady still died. Why?"

Applicant: "She was struck by a whale and a flower pot, both moving at terminal velocity."

Interviewer: "No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. You may leave now."

Applicant: "YOU DIDN'T NOTICE YOUR PREVIOUS APPLICANT WAS DOUGLAS ADAMS??!!"

Interviewer: "Er...noooo? Should I have?"

Applicant: "You'll see."

Interviewer: "I'm sorry, come again?"

Applicant: "I said, 'You'll see.' Oh, about that falling....

[BOINNK!!!]

[thud]

Applicant: "...brick."

Applicant: "NEXT!!"

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