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Caption This for 01/24/14

Posted January 23, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin
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01/23/2014 5:23 PM

'So how do you like being out on the ocean in my new boat, Billy?'

'It's great, Uncle Johnny! I'm having a whale of a time!'

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01/23/2014 5:32 PM

"Your gonna need a bigger boat"!

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01/23/2014 8:15 PM

Whale "my that's a big shrimp"

insert Jaws scary OST here.

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01/23/2014 8:27 PM

#1 reason why reading up on what lives in the body of water you plan to go swimming in is important.

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Re: Caption This for 01/24/14

01/23/2014 8:30 PM

Elmer Fudd: "Be veewwwwy qwuiet, it's whale hunting you know, ha'a'a'a'a'a'a"

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01/24/2014 12:58 AM

98...99...100! coming ready or not!

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01/24/2014 1:40 AM

look daddy...I dreamed I got a goldfish and it came true...a bit big but it will do..

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01/24/2014 2:45 AM

Drrrrrrrr, Dum...... Drrrrrrrr, Dum, Drr Dum, Drrr Dum.....

QUIT humming the Jaws theme music, in case you ain't noticed, you're a whale and that's a boat!! Duh!!

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01/24/2014 5:52 AM

'as orange 'an white stripes . . . . 'an tell 'im Dori 'an 'is dad

is lookin' fer 'im. . . . . 'an did you lost yer dive goggles?

(Author note to self: waterproof diapers for next whale photo-shoot!)

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01/24/2014 6:02 AM

MIGHTIEST TO sURVIVE.

DHAYANANDHAN.S

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01/24/2014 6:12 AM

I GOT one !!!

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01/24/2014 6:32 AM

Fish On!!

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01/24/2014 6:33 AM

And the number 1 reason for not naming your fishing boat Jonah is.......

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01/24/2014 7:07 AM

Herman: I've just had an idea for a whaling story.

I'll start with "Call me Ishmael". All I need is a title.

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01/24/2014 7:52 AM

Moby Dick!

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01/24/2014 9:41 AM

Excuse me Miss, That ambergris scent you're wearing, It reminds me of my first sweetheart, where did you buy it?

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01/24/2014 9:46 AM

scarier?

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01/24/2014 12:50 PM

Well, George, how do you like my new boat? I named her the SS Plankton!!

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01/24/2014 2:03 PM

Excuse me....do you have any Grey Poupon?

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01/24/2014 2:05 PM

I know these things may be crunchy on the outside, but they do have creamy centers.

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Re: Caption This for 01/24/14

01/24/2014 3:33 PM

Hey, you have something on your line. If it's another little one, you'll have to throw it back!

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01/24/2014 5:04 PM

Then get John Bonham for the theme music!!

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01/24/2014 10:57 PM

Whale:

Hmmm that looks like a good place to scratch my back

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Re: Caption This for 01/24/14

01/25/2014 12:44 AM

The trailer to a sequel? Or a parody of same (starring Mike Myers): 'Jowls'

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01/25/2014 11:46 AM

Oh, Snack time! I hope it has raisins

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01/27/2014 5:46 PM

"A Louie, Louie... wowoooo... We gotta go now..."

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01/27/2014 6:01 PM

what does big mouth bass fishing and Milwaukee, Wisconsin have in common......

It just doesn't get any better than this!

http://oldmilwaukee.com/index.php

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01/27/2014 7:49 PM

Santiago. "Manolin, the Marlin was tough but this...."

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01/27/2014 8:07 PM

Ah..Ah...Ah.....Choooo!

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01/27/2014 8:23 PM

Capsize This for 01/24/14

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01/28/2014 5:06 AM

Cap size? I dunno must be about 520".

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02/15/2014 7:22 PM

''I don't know what you used for bait, but it may be working a little toooo good...''

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03/18/2014 2:15 PM

Do you hear a ticking sound?

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03/18/2014 2:29 PM

No, I don't hear that,......... but I do hear a Tuba, Violin, Cello and Drums. ......

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