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Caption This for 01/10/2020

Posted January 10, 2020 4:45 PM by lmno24

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01/10/2020 4:50 PM

"I'm going to make an engine adjustment. Don't you be monkeying with those controls!"

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01/10/2020 4:55 PM

"Okay Bobo, I've got the hand controls sorted. How are you doing with the foot pedals? Once airborne it shouldn't take long to get to the Planet of the Apes where we can live like kings and these hairless oafs can kiss our sweet arses!"

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01/10/2020 4:58 PM

I can fling my dung at soooo many more targets from up here...

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01/10/2020 5:27 PM

This time machine works great but I think I've gone too far into the past, and now I don't seem to know how it work, in fact not understand..... gooo gaaww kneyt ....

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01/10/2020 5:38 PM

On the contrary.. Michael Jackson's chimpanzee Bobo has evolved quite a bit in the years since his untimely passing.

You know what he says to get the blades spinning?

Just.. "beat it"

He's a very simple chimp and thinks flying is easy as ABC and 123.

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01/10/2020 5:46 PM

Trunk Monkey takes helicopter lessons:

"One of these is the 'Cyclic' and the other adjusts the seat...I can't remember which."

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01/10/2020 5:51 PM

“This is your captain speaking, this flight the ‘Lolita Express’, will be landing at Fantasy Island private airport in 45 minutes, please strap in and obey all warning lights, thank you”...

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01/10/2020 8:02 PM

A little more collective and off to the groves we go!! Harry can eat my prop wash!!

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01/10/2020 10:26 PM

Welcome to Twilight Zone. Do not monkey around with your TV set. We control the vertical and we control the horizontal.

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01/10/2020 10:39 PM

Like a TV there is the Vertical Hold and the Horizontal Hold, anything else will make a complete monkey out of you!

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01/10/2020 10:55 PM

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01/11/2020 4:57 AM

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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01/11/2020 6:16 AM

......I wonder what this lever does...??

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01/11/2020 6:37 AM

"Let me do the comedy. You stick to engineering.

On second thought, I'll do the engineering too."

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01/11/2020 9:40 PM

Evolution, one looking to rise above the rest?

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01/11/2020 9:51 PM

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01/12/2020 2:09 AM

"I left Lockheed and came to Boeing...for this? Really, look at the seats"

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01/13/2020 9:52 AM

Monkyver hot wires a helicopter with his pocket knife, duct tape, and match stick heads to go rescue his girl from the zoo.

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01/13/2020 11:52 AM

Voting in Chicago. So easy, even a monkey could do it.

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01/13/2020 12:00 PM

And are...

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01/14/2020 9:03 AM

One can spank the monkey day after day but to truly become civilized one must attain companionship of the opposite sex.

Confucius 483 B.C.

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01/17/2020 10:43 AM

Twitch,... when you done,... can you take a look at this collective... it’s pulling hard.

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