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Caption This for 01/17/2020

Posted January 17, 2020 4:45 PM by lmno24

Thanks to Jpfalt for this image! Send us you funny submissions.

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01/17/2020 5:22 PM

Don't fence me in....

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01/17/2020 5:26 PM

"I said I wanted handicapped parking and bicycle parking...NOT THE SAME SPOT!"

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01/17/2020 5:27 PM

Finally, they have unicycle handicap parking. I've been waiting for this.

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01/17/2020 5:30 PM

San Francisco uni-gender bathrooms.

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01/17/2020 11:13 PM

An area designed to take the disabled overflow?

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01/18/2020 4:36 AM

Stand here and Pac man will eat you.

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01/18/2020 11:08 AM

It's for the physically handicapped who excel at puzzles.

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01/18/2020 11:53 AM

Because the first draft was turned down.

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01/18/2020 3:16 PM

A California style public bathroom .. classic

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01/18/2020 7:21 PM

Unicycle wheel chairs only.

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01/18/2020 8:17 PM

Where is that parking spot?...

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01/20/2020 6:22 AM

He could get in and he may not be disabled now, but, he soon will be.

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01/20/2020 1:05 PM

Only problem: I didn't submit this photo.

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01/20/2020 1:11 PM

On the last day of employment, the first-time inspector said that the representative for ''Fly-By-Night Construction Company'' sincerely assured him that, while it may not have the standard 13 foot width of a handicap parking stall, or drain out at the low point, but that it would still nominally meet the ADA requirement, so I accepted it...

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01/21/2020 7:56 AM

Parking spot for the incontinent handicapped in Hawaii.

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01/21/2020 8:03 AM

Great Answer: I literally laughed out loud.

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01/21/2020 11:09 AM

Finally a spot for the armless unicyclist!

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01/21/2020 11:47 AM

More like, "Kiss my shiny metal ass, PacMan".

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01/21/2020 1:23 PM

Patient: “something going on, on my back door, can you take a look down there.”

Doctor: “Whoa, That’s the worse case of hemorrhoids I ever saw, you do realize, that’s a one way street back there.... try this and apply liberally, and read the directions AND DO NOT TAKE ORALLY.

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01/24/2020 8:27 PM

I think I did, about 6 months ago. No worries, still funny.

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01/27/2020 1:12 PM

I reeeeeeeeealy hope that's a right-hand-drive car, and the actual driver is in the right hand front seat...

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