While the rest of the world takes precautions against the Wuhan coronavirus, buying masks and limiting contact with others, an embarrassingly high number of folks, primarily located in North America, are busy searching terms like “beer virus” and “Corona beer virus,” according to search giant Google.
Despite the countless reports stating that the virus, which is so far responsible for hundreds of deaths, originated in China, confusion in North America abounds. This confusion has reportedly led to a conglomerate of morons boycotting the beer, which is produced in Mexico, where, as of the writing of this blog, there were exactly zero reports of the coronavirus.
Zero.
According to an Instagram statement from the makers of Corona, the only things you can get from drinking Corona in excess include possible headache, bad decision-making, excessive socializing and, perhaps, a smattering of regret. Meanwhile, the coronavirus has been linked to far more measurable symptoms including fever, dry cough, shortness of breath, aching, fatigue and headache.
Consider this the go-ahead, North America, to start replenishing your Corona supplies.
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