This week, dear Muscle Machines Weekly readers, we bring you something new, in more ways than one: our new car review series, "New Car Skeptic!"

For quite some time now, we've talked about what it's like to be a collector car nut who walks onto a new car dealer lot to look around. Sometimes, we know too much. Sometimes, we know way more than the unfortunate new kid who sees us from across the lot, with visions of easy commissions dancing in his head (poor kid). Sometimes, our browser history sends us way too many ads for cars we'd never look at, much less haggle over, once we get inside the showroom. Sometimes, we wanna talk to the manager and be-right-back. Test drive the newest incarnation of this current-classic Mopar.