Tiger: So, we meet again Mr. Bond.

Photographer: We need another dry pair of slacks brought up to the studio!

Photographer: Go ahead and stare him down, Jim. Let him know who’s boss.

Photographer: Just a little closer, please. Tiger: Stop eye-ballin’ me, human.

Human: NNNiiiccceee kitty.

Human: Would you happen know where the oil dipstick is?

Human: I think I've found your rough idling problem, Bill.

Tiger: Really? Aren’t you even wondering where the engine went?

Tiger: Horse-power…yeah, right…horse-power.

Tiger: You mean, I could’ve had a V-8! Tiger: Keep it together human, this is a paying gig.

Tiger: You seemed to have caught me in a compromising position.

Tiger: Ahh, breakfast is served.

Tiger: A little skinny, but I guess you’ll do.

Tiger: I appreciate you dressing for my dinner.

Tiger: Gray flannel tends to give me heartburn.

Tiger: Mechanic? What mechanic?

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