Periodic Table Gets Updated

An update to the Periodic Table, eh?

Unobtanium and Eludium will take their rightful places at long last. There will be many new possibilities with these elements.

And we can hope they finally got Administratium and Managerium corrected as well. And the trucking industry can rejoice that the properties of Gravitonium have been detailed. It makes a truck heavy going down hills, light going up hills, and always legal and balanced on the DOT Scales.

An Alloy of the two...

These are the only 2, that when alloyed, becomes a new element ... noneum.

"Oh-kiddle-ee-doh-kee, then..."

How long before we can see these updates reflected on the Wiki-Periodic-Table ...?

I would suggest Potterium and Weasleyium. Only we will have a problem with You-Know-Who : should it be Voldemortium or Riddleium?

Wow what a non-story this is. I guess that one should expect this of reporters that have only a high school education in Chemistry, Physics and Mathematics. The only thing that they've done here is add the statistical spread in masses that one should expect because those ten elements have multiple stable elements. What does surprise me from the article that nobody here noticed is that the difference between natural and synthetic testosterone detection is based on the atomic mass of the testosterone. If this is the only measured difference attributed to a doping claim then I seriously question the validity of the test.