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Engineering360: "'Space Harpoon' in Development to Help Clean up 'Space Junk'"

03/16/2018 9:53 AM

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Re: 'Space Harpoon' in Development to Help Clean up 'Space Junk'

03/16/2018 12:48 PM

From the picture, couldn't visiting space aliens reasonably conclude that our planet essentially has some form of techno-dandruff, and is occupied by mentally deficient beings whose ignorance could be dangerously contagious, and should therefore be quarantined, for the greater galactic good... especially after figuring out how to translate our insistance on broadcasting more and more staged reality shows... to the extent that we're now starting to drag down the property values on the nearby planets too?...

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03/17/2018 2:10 AM

Whoever came up with the, " space harpoon " idea should do a big favor for the rest of us and bend over and take it up the arse.

99% of the debris floating in space is not panels that can be harpooned.

Its little bits and pieces of this and that. About the only thing this hair brained idea will do is create more junk.

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03/17/2018 5:52 PM

What's wrong with an old-fashioned rope "net"...albeit a very BIG net?

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03/17/2018 9:56 PM

Here is my idea. You build a space work ship out of Kevlar, you take cylinders of c02 and put them into the work ship ( you get the c02 from the people that want to store it on the ocean bottom ) . NASA says they are tracking the debris. You accelerate the ship up to the fastest speed of an object and you use the c02 to maneuver and to slow down. When a tank is empty, you eject it. All of the stuff could be encased in an expanding foam. You collect all of the debris and drop it off ( kinda like they do on the farm when they have the round hay bales ) then you either collect your bales or you put them in a decay orbit where a whole bunch burns up.

Four changes need to start:

1. If a space ship goes up, it must bring everything it brought up back, plus some.

2. Nothing is " left " in space, not even human waste.

3. If you " drop " something in space, you have to retrieve it.

4. Any satellite must be designed to automatically go into decay mode, once it's primary mission is completed.

Just trying to brainstorm,,,,

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03/19/2018 11:10 AM

From Futurama, season 1 ep 2:

"We're whalers on the moon

and we carry a harpoon.

But there ain't no whales

so we tell tall tales

and sing our whaling songs."

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