Electronics360: "Biometrics Could Improve Gun Safety One Fingerprint at a Time"

Because what people need when armed intruders are threatening their families and when every second counts, is some extra worry about dead batteries in their guns, and the fingerprint scanner or the electronics malfunctioning.

While we are at it, let's add electronics to other critical life-saving devices that did not have it before, like the life preserver you throw to people when they are drowning.

Let's add some electronics to those.

Because technology never fails, and more complexity is always good.

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