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HiTekRedNek Guru Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 44.56024"N 15.307971E Posts: 8277 Good Answers: 270	Is There an Editor in the House? 10/21/2018 8:56 AM
	Just for laughs: __________________ "A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child." "Never argue with a stupid person.They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" "To create an apple pie from scratch, first you must create a universe"
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SolarEagle Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: by the beach in Florida Posts: 33392 Good Answers: 1817	#1 Re: Is there an editor in the house? 10/21/2018 10:54 AM
	__________________ All living things seek to control their own destiny....this is the purpose of life
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70AARCuda Guru Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1331 Good Answers: 30	#2 Re: Is there an editor in the house? 10/21/2018 3:53 PM
	Those are literary CARTOONS for the masses, something to make them LAUGH instead of CRY while they read about the days happenings. __________________ ...and the Devil said: "...yes, but it's a DRY heat..!"
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Rixter Guru Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: About 4000 miles from the center of the earth (+/-100 mi) Posts: 9910 Good Answers: 1141	#3 Re: Is there an editor in the house? 10/21/2018 4:29 PM
	Hilarious!
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Brave Sir Robin Guru Join Date: May 2007 Location: Annapolis, Maryland Posts: 7940 Good Answers: 458	#4 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/21/2018 9:59 PM
	Makes you wonder . . . .
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joynhappiness Active Contributor Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 20	#5 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/22/2018 12:34 AM
	When proofreading failed. LOL
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kendall Power-User Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands Posts: 343 Good Answers: 32	#6 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/22/2018 8:39 AM
	I just returned from having dental surgery and the Doctor said specifically don’t laugh, it will stress the sutures and bleeding will occur. Well, bleeding is occuring! __________________ Humans are just smart enough to fool themselves.
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StandardsGuy Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North America, Earth Posts: 4528 Good Answers: 106	#7 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/22/2018 11:02 AM
	Very good HTRN. I have used some myself and others: Funny Newspaper Headlines and my Response "Students Cook & Serve Grandparents" Was this for a cannibal convention? "Federal Agents Raid Gun shop, Find Weapons" Imagine feds actually finding what they’re looking for! "Army vehicle goes missing after being painted with camouflage" Wasn’t that the idea? "State population to double by 2040; babies to blame" Come on, we can find a politician to blame for this. "Midget sues grocer, sites belittling remarks" What low remarks from that grocer! "Most Earthquake Damage is Caused by Shaking" A most revealing headline. Who’d have thought? "Alton attorney accidentally sues himself" Poetic justice. __________________ “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” - Richard Feynman
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StandardsGuy Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North America, Earth Posts: 4528 Good Answers: 106	#8 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/22/2018 11:15 AM
	__________________ “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” - Richard Feynman
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Casper71 Guru Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: NYC until mid 2015, currently NC Posts: 756 Good Answers: 8	#9 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/22/2018 11:41 PM
	Editors? We don't need no stinkln' editors! __________________ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
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TonyS Guru Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Resting under the Major Oak Posts: 4347 Good Answers: 181	#10 Re: Is There an Editor in the House? 10/23/2018 12:46 AM
	A magazine I had a hand in publishing had both a dyslexic writer and copyreader. I did the layout, and to be honest I didn’t really read through the articles; my job was to make the page look good. My wife was reading through one of the blocks of type and burst out in fits of laughter. After that, my job doubled. __________________ The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
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