MUSK Y Burnt Hiar Perfume

WARNING:Sarcasm lurks below:

No malice intended.

Do not read if you are easily offended.

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PT Barnum was right:No one has ever gone broke by overestimating the stupidity of the public.:

Case in point: Musk has sold over 30,00 bottles of hid "Burnt Hair" perfume.

I am sure this will be followed by more and more off the wall scents.

I think I will go to the local landfill and use a portable compressor to condense the local bouquet of odors.When I have enough concentrate in the condensate,I will bottle it.

The essence will change as the day heats up,and each sample will be a one of a kind aroma,distinctive and unique to each landfill. Limited quantities of each aroma will be available for only $100 per ounce.(Remember,these essences are concentrated,a little goes a long way). Each bottle will be labeled with time,and location of the essence.

I shall call this line of perfumes "Mount Trashmore"

For the warmongers,we will offer a line of Napalm and Agent Orange and burnt meat. These will have accents of coffee,cigarettes,gunpowder,nervous body odor and the smell of fear.

For the politicians ,we will provide the smell of Gurkha Royal Courtesan Cigars,Louis XIII de Remy Martin Rare Cask Grande Champagne Cognac,and Pappy Van Winkle 23 year old Scotch.

For the men on the front,there will be MRE scents of all flavors.