Squirrel cage blowers

I wondered how long it would take you to sniff around this squirrel cage...no nuts in it for you...ha ha.

Shhhhh. keep quiet, Mrs Cat is cleaning & tidying before we have people over for the hol....she thinks I'm cleaning in the kitchen

Del

I'd just tie a Hoover to your tail ! Wear Marigolds for washing-up to save your paws, and just roll around on the floor. If you have lino type stuff it should buff up nice.

'cleaning', 'kitchen' ? In what what are these words related ? Mrs Squirrel knows that I'm a lost cause for such things. Whenever she sends me off to do a job I end up doing something completely different. All those half finnished DIY jobs. And yes, it does get a bit like Python. I'm just so easily distra..............I get sent to do the odd bit of shopping but invariably return with stuff that was not on the list. Even simple tasks such as getting me to deliver local X-mas cards will end with me phoning home to say "I just popped into London etc etc")

Where are the thumbs !