The Onion has published a report citing sources in NASA that the Spirit Rover is beginning to show signs of hating Mars and getting bored with its mission.
Apparently NASA is getting concerned over messages from the rover such as 'OVERPRICED SPACE-ROOMBA AWAITING MORE BULLSH** ORDERS.'
Spirit appears to be depressed over not finding signs of water or life in almost three years of looking. According to a NASA official "the thousand or so daily messages of 'STILL NO WATER' really point to a crisis of purpose."
I guess it's a good thing that machines can't really think for themselves!
