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Cold Quantum Mirrors

11/01/2006 3:36 PM

Quantum superpositions occur naturally in the tiny world of atoms, but as objects get bigger, heat and other external influences more easily disrupt these delicate states. Researchers have devised strategies for cooling nanometer-size slivers nearly to the point at which quantum effects take over. Micrometer-size mirrors are an even bigger challenge: in principle, light alone could disrupt them. A mirror can act as a sort of plunger that caps a cavity full of photons. If the mirror's vibrations happen to drive it outward, some photons escape the cavity, and the plunger feels a resulting suction force as the pressure inside the cavity diminishes. If the mirror moves into the cavity, pressure builds and pushes it back out. Either process would damp down the mirror's motions and keep it still.

Chill a bacterium-size mirror to a cold enough temperature and it will begin to quiver not from heat but from its quantum state--a so-called superposition in which the object is both vibrating and still. Aside from the experimental thrill of conjuring up quantum states in big, messy things, such ultracold objects could form the foundation of exquisitely fine sensors for weighing individual atoms. Three new studies show that researchers are making headway in their efforts to create nearly quiverless mirrors.

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11/02/2006 12:19 AM

The thing I hate most about cold quantum mirrors is that they fog up. I mean they really fog up! Have you ever tried to shave with one of those damn things? Have you? Not only do you end up shaving off the tip of your nose cuz you can't see what you're doing, but, Lordy, the damn things never hold still! Shakin' this way and that and quiverin' like a bowl full of chrome-plated killer bees! Worse, when you go and try to wipe them off, they instantly disintegrate into a gozillion tiny pieces! Aargh! Who needs it?!

Nice idea, but no cigar.

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11/02/2006 6:32 PM

Sounds like just what I need.I have trouble shaving in a regular mirror, due to a nervous condition.I once held a job at a sewing machine factory, and I had to drink a lot of coffee to make production. My job was threading the sewing machines as they came down the line...and they were running.Been hooked on coffee ever since, just can't shake the habit.Now where did you say I could get one of those mirrors?

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11/02/2006 5:16 AM

Are items seen in a quantum mirror closer then they appear? And if they are, are they closer by a quantum order of magnitude?

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11/02/2006 8:11 AM

Oh yes indeed! And not only are they closer than they appear, they actually get closer by quantum leaps! So, naturally, when you shave in a cold (fogged-up) quantum mirror, you have to quantum-leap backwards by the same amount just to keep the image of your face roughly the same size. And then there's all that up & down and side-to-side nonsense, too. Things don't only get closer than they appear, but they get taller and wider, too. Also by quantum leaps. After a few minutes of this and you can't fit in the bathroom any more. You have to go shave in the garage. This whole business with the quantum mirror put me in such foul mood that my wife made me sleep there, too.

What a pain in the ass.

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11/02/2006 8:53 AM

Hmmmm, I don't like the sound of this, I think I'm going to grow a quantum beard, you know the sort I mean, they look like you've half swallowed a fox!

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11/02/2006 8:58 AM

Good call!

I've heard you can even squirrel-away a few snacks in there and nobody will notice but the fox.

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11/02/2006 9:03 AM

I just bet you've been beavering away like mad with your razor.

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11/02/2006 9:12 AM

Ever try to eat with a really pissed-off fox halfway down your throat?

Hell yes I've been beavering. I don't even mind the nicks!

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11/02/2006 9:17 AM

You might wanna rethink that beard business.

I work with a couple of guys with beards like that. I'm gonna have to really work on hiding my snickers now when I see them in the hall. I really don't wanna have to explain.

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11/02/2006 9:25 AM

I can see where you're going wrong! Fox's don't like snickers!

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11/02/2006 9:28 AM

That all depends on which end you're talking about. The fox. Not the snickers.

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11/02/2006 9:30 AM

I might change to a squirrel, at least their hazelnut flavour.

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11/02/2006 9:37 AM

Squirrels? They don't like forks either.

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11/02/2006 9:32 AM

You might also wish curtail your intimate life somewhat. She might not appreciate your purest virgin motives when you "pucker up."

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11/02/2006 9:33 AM

Oooops, we're getting back to beavers again!

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11/02/2006 9:35 AM

I think we probably owe Roger an apology!

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11/02/2006 9:39 AM

We probably do. But we'll have to wait til he regains consciousness.

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11/02/2006 9:40 AM

Excellent! Job done!

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11/02/2006 9:43 AM

(shaking your hand) Anytime!

I've got to finish shaving and get dressed for work (except none of my clothes fit anymore and it's pretty drafty in here).

One thing for sure: you folks in the U.K. are certainly ahead of our time!

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11/02/2006 9:41 AM

I think they call it "circular reasoning." Works for me!

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11/03/2006 12:47 PM

D'you remember The Ferret Song, from the Monty Python crew? I seem to recall it goes something like this:

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(He's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is more it constantly explodes
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time I was standing in the way

I can see a bare-bottomed mandril
Slyly eyeing this other nostril
If he jumps inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo (A nasal zoo ... )

(Rpt verse 1 to dramatic climax)

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11/03/2006 9:40 AM

I've got a fancy razor that's supposed to adjust to the toughness of my stubble. It works with a set of rotating blades, which also vibrate laterally, slicing through more-or-less anything they come up against (on my face).

To work correctly, it needs to form a 3D image of my face, by using micro-cameras pointing towards the mirror. The problem is that my quantum mirror can't return the data for both the toughness and the position of my bits of stubble at the same time.

Anyone know a good remedial cosmetic surgeon?

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11/03/2006 10:48 AM

Have you considered laser ablation? Lasers are quantum devices, too, and so your mirror might not mind too much.

Caveat: Just be sure you've got good aim before you try this; unless you actually mean to make to make your Halloween get-up permanent.

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11/03/2006 11:08 AM

Is this supposed to shave me, or fix the mess?

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11/03/2006 11:29 AM

That depends, I suppose, on how long you plan to stay in your current relationship. Just don't grow a beard, whatever you decide - unless you're planning to move to certain parts of London.

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11/03/2006 11:42 AM

OK, I'll take care.

BTW, I've just noticed that you appear to be pre-decrementing yourself when you sign off - you take care, to!

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11/03/2006 11:58 AM

A direct consequence of quantum-leaping by orders of magnitude away from my cold quantum mirror, no doubt. An effect I forget to mention by the way. My apologies.

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