theory of relativity

Al knows, but he's gone on.

So far, he hasn't come back.

Why don't you contact Mr. Steven L. Gibbs? He claims to have invented a real working Hyperdimensional Resonator aka time machine. http://www.hdrusers.com/Steven_Gibbs_HDR.htm

Alternately, you can buy it here: http://www.espionage-store.com/secret/time.html

Disclaimer: Use it at your own risk.

It does exist.

The proof is the CR4 members who have disppeared without trace after logging into the site of Darth Vader. They may now be traced back into the womb stomach of some T-Rex.

This has been proved scientifically by doing the radio carbon dating of a few T-rex where the intestine portion of it (some portion) had a age corresponding to 1993AD to 2312 AD where as the rest of the fossil had and age approx 67m BC,

That mean the time machine had been invented approximately in the year 1993 (may be just a bit earlier) at least that is the year when the first traveller wanted to see a live T rex.

^{This is authentic information (kept under wraps by you know who)}

Oh, so I see you found out about my pet T-Rex Godzilla.

This is the unfortunate problem with all these foreigners aliens.

With all innocense i give out a hint (fully knowing whom I mean of course officially it could be anybody) and the body or what ever is left out behind the mask simply comes out and announces him itself.

This is what happened with Andy in another thread (don't tell Andy or the other). They will be on the warpath again.

I am supposed to know what you do (since I was there when your weapon was managed by me at mustafar.

All your activities from import of the Rex to the export of the CR4 members to its belly are known to me since I am everywhere where there is a technology waiting to be managed.

I take then you were reponsible for the unshielded thermal exhaust duct of the Death Star, the one my son dropped a couple of proton torpedoes into?

All it needs is a flux capacitor, a DeLorean and 21GW. Try Doc Brown, in Hill Valley CA.