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BruceFlorida
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The Six Phases of a Project

08/28/2009 8:38 PM

About 20 years ago someone gave me a paper with the "Six Phases of a Project" on it. Over the years I have lost the paper, found it, lost it and found it many times. Often I feared that it was lost for good. I'm happy to say that I have found it again. I'm sad to say that in the last 20+++ years the list has been correct far too many times.

THE SIX PHASES OF A PROJECT

1. Enthusiasm

2. Disillusionment

3. Panic

4. Search for the Guilty

5. Punishment of the Innocent

6. Praise & Honors for the Non-Participants

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/28/2009 11:43 PM

Thanks.

I'll send this to my friend, who is working Saturday, even though they do not have all the parts in hand to complete the cabling project, which is behind schedule already.

History repeats itself.
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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/29/2009 8:40 AM

In appreciation of the humor, and partial answer to the post on activity; our project is currently at #3.

Many of us are 12 on 12 off trying to get the monkeys back in the barrel.

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/29/2009 10:46 PM

Damn .. I'm at 2) and looking forward to several months of 3) I suspect.

There must be an easier way.
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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/30/2009 12:52 AM

This is prominently displayed on the walls of our product development division. Curiously everyone believes item 6 applies to them as victims. Bioramani

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/30/2009 10:13 AM

everyone believes item 6 applies to them as victims

Just as everyone believes they work for the Pointy Haired boss (Dilbert) but no one considers they might BE the pointy haired boss

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wickedcatharine
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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/30/2009 1:18 PM

OMGosh! I JUST found my copy of this, too. Mine was from a seminar on the fundamentals of inventory management given by Robert E. Olsen in 1995. It's a good one.
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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/31/2009 1:07 AM

Dear BruceFlorida,

Very incisive.Had never seen it before. The one about the "Five M " as being essentials to a : business "success"I have known.

I do thank you for this one on : project failures.

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/31/2009 10:31 AM

That has been on my wall, like forever. Brought it up from my last job in 1996. It resides next to my Rate Schedule.

Answers....................................$1.00

Answers which require thought......$2.00

Correct answers..........................$4.00

Dumb looks are still free

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

08/31/2009 10:43 AM

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so many, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

09/01/2009 6:13 PM

I related this subject to the Engineering staff in the office in Maracaibo,

Veneuela, where I was Proj. Mgr. in 1982. It was truely appreciated translated in

Spanish & widely circulated!!!!!! The other one that applies is that our employees

always give 100%::

Monday 12%

Tuesday 22%

Wednesday 36%

Thursday 25%

Friday 5%
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Maggie1
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09/05/2009 2:23 PM

Thanks for this enlighting information. No wonder nothing gets done in time

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Re: The Six Phases of a Project

09/05/2009 2:26 PM

My manager will not impressed by this I can assure you. Nevertheless, I will make sure it is displayed prominently where he is guaranteed to see it every time he pops in.

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