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Aerial Skiing Declared Magic!

02/25/2010 4:24 PM

It is clear that aerial skiers are tapping into free energy.

If you watch closely, you can see that they leave the jump with their arms straight up and without applying any uneven pressure to the snow to cause them to flip or turn: they are definitely not winding up to recoil at the last contact instant with the snow.

Then, in mid air, without anything to react against, they start to twist and flip. Sure, their relatively tiny arms flail around a bit, but their much more massive bodies move quickly. If you watch closely, it appears that a the tail is wagging the dog, but that the tail (arms) are too small and moving too subtly to make the dog wag so dramatically. Big long skis have far more mass and even greater moment of inertia than an arm or two.

I have skied, and I've gone off small jumps, and I even watched Herman Goelner do his first flips at Killington, four decades ago. (At that time, the idea of doing a single back flip off a small jump was pretty stunning.) I have observed aerials via TV... and after this exhaustive scientific investigation determined that it works by FM... magic.

Physics profs cite cat flip theory, but a cat's flailing movements are much more dramatic than the motions of aerialists... and I have not seen cats do three flips and four rotations combined, even though they have better strength-to-weight ratios than humans (as well as more flair for drama).

The only rational explanation is free energy, under thought control of the aerialists. Why have they been sworn to secrecy? The Swiss military uses skis -- is there a link? Is this why Switzerland does not get invaded by people wanting to steal their chocolate? Do the cognoscenti know that any invasion would be repelled with spinning skis?

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Re: Aerial Skiing Declared Magic!

02/25/2010 4:55 PM

Free energy. That's the craziest idea I've ever heard!

Its widely known that the elves in their stomachs manipulate the aerialists position with small gyroscopes.

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Re: Aerial Skiing Declared Magic!

02/25/2010 5:48 PM

NO it's in the ski's There a small anti-grativational (sp?) built into each ski. With toe controls. The arm motion is just to start the inital motions so the antigrav can take over. The limiting anti grav can only work for a few seconds. When the skier tries to extend the hang time or mis keys the toe controls its visible in how they land. Now I better stop telling state secrets. The world government may find this post and come angle get me. So all the technology is based on 1950's UFO tech from the crashed spacecraft in New Mexico. Charles metalSmiths

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02/25/2010 6:37 PM

WHAT? It's all computer graphics. They're hang-in out in the Caribbean soaking up the sun.

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02/26/2010 7:09 AM

Haven't you been watching the blue line in front of Shani Davis? Or the US Flag in the ice under him? The half-pipes are the same - just computer animation. The skier actually stands still and the background moves. The giveaway is when they pan back to Bob Costas and he's upside down...no wait, he looks the same either way! Drat!

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02/26/2010 4:08 PM

I think there is a lot of merit to what others have said. Perhaps (though of course unlikely) there really is some explanation other than the employment of free energy (probably in the Searl Effect Generator form). Certainly, the gyroscope/elf equipped skier could be used as a model for establishing the motions that are then programmed into the graphic system in use by NBC.

But there is clearly a conspiracy here. What does NBC know that they are not telling us? Why is Switzerland "neutral." Were the pine boughs used to "improve visual perception" not more likely some ritual, or perhaps some message sent out over the airwaves?

Perhaps we can't answer all these questions here, but we must remain vigilant.

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02/26/2010 4:16 PM

And, then we might discuss why the officials have to remove the snow from a winter sports event. Is Shaun White a snowbot? Is the CIA suppressing the real story about hockey having five quarters? Why do you never see Dick Buttons and Bode Miller at the same time?

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02/26/2010 5:26 PM

Why do you never see Dick Buttons and Bode Miller at the same time?

OMG!! You're right! I wonder if Dick is related to Benjamin, and as Dick gets younger and Bodie gets older, they will converge at age 55 or so, to be revealed as a single person.

I know, for a fact, that wood can have five quarters, so it only makes sense that hockey can too.

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