Here's a good one. I started my Dell Laptop. A little window popped up in the lower right hand side of my screen. I asked me if I wanted to update my Hp programs. I like to stay as current as I can so I clicked the box that said "Continue." I have a wireless 3g modem. 10 minutes go by. I watched a picture of a desktop PC bounce a a few squares over to what I think was a picture of a printer. Then another window covers the first one. It says "run update." I hit "Continue." It tells me I must close down the first program. I do so promptly. I hit "Continue" on the, now second, window. (Fifteen minutes gone by, now mind you.) Now for five minutes I watch a little ball bounce back and forth between A desktop PC and a pic of a globe,Planet Earth I presume. Here's the kicker, the screen now prompts me "NO UPDATES AVAILABLE." hahahahahah I hit "Finish" and crack open a cold beer! I love computers!