Light Storage

Hello there, Dub. I'll start us off.

If I understand it correctly, it appears that an optical fiber 'delay loop' of about 126,480 miles (205,500 km) would store light for about one second.

best i could do. on first go

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=storing+light&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox&ie=&oe=&rlz=1I7GGLT_en&redir_esc=&ei=2FivTIPoC83h4gbC943QBg

try inventing a way to get clean drinking water in middle of desert, ie somthing usefull

why store light when you have a torch ????????????????????????

second go.

http://physicsandphysicists.blogspot.com/2010/01/storing-light-for-15-seconds.html

2 slices of baloney

Priceless!

But why not slow the light down? Slow light is heat, so store it in a toasty sandwich. Baloney is always tastier when fried.

Have you considered the effect of "Dark Suckers" in your calculations?It is faster than light.When you turn on a light in a dark room,the dark must leave before the light can enter.It cannot be dark and light at the same time,unless you are talking about in the quantum realm.

So,like electrons and holes,the dark leaves behind holes which we call light,but the dark must leave first to create a "parking space" for the photons.

You can see the effect of dark suckers everywhere,for instance, trace your wiring from your lights back to the power plant,were the dark is expelled,(we call it smoke)and black holes,where all of the light is captured and can never escape.Black holes are the universal dark sucker.

90 percent of the universe is invisible(dark),and the dark is gaining all of the time(expansion of the universe). Eventually,it will dominate,and all of the light will be gone;A cold,dark universe.

"If only you knew the power of the dark side (suckers)..Luke Skywalker

Cow pies work better than bologna,especially from the male of the species.It compresses it so much that it gives off heat and steam.

The drawback is it gives an irregular output because it is harder to spread evenly.

“The drawback is it gives an irregular output because it is harder to spread evenly.”

We discovered during R&D that cow pie density irregularity (CDI) problem can be overcome by homogenization.

We used the milk shake mixer in the cafeteria. Worked a treat.

As counterintuitive as it is, bovine excrement does not work at all... protein chains in BS are natural light suckers (the reason that politicians use it frequently) thus render the device useless for the intended purpose.

LynDoor Industries already has many devices that are useless for their stated or intended purpose, we decided that we did not need another.

I went through similar testing procedures,and my scientists determined that adding a very rare earth element called"TRUTH" in very small amounts mixed with lye made the spread more palatable,but still very hard to spread but it behaved as a non Newtonian fluid.If you tried to spread it too fast,it was much harder,but if you applied gentle pressure and eased it onto the daily bread,it was greedily and voraciously eaten by the gulls and bulls (hereinafter called the the gullibles).

Marketing of this product has been very successful and is given away freely during campaigns.

Not so fast Mister.....I've heard that Del labs has been working on this phenomenon also. You may have to share the spot light.

How about confining polarized light to a Mobius strip, where it constantly circulates till needed?

Insert a mirror at the desired extraction point when needed.

(Remember, you heard it here first).

...Jus' thinkin'