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Plant Manager

09/29/2011 3:36 AM

Any company selling banana peeling machine?

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09/29/2011 3:39 AM

Hire 50 monkeys? Wages can be cheap; they may be satisfied with 1% of the bananas.

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09/29/2011 5:05 AM

I love that the title of the request for a 'banana peeling machine' is 'Plant manager'.

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09/29/2011 8:20 AM

A Plant Manager would be needed to keep all those monkeys from running amok

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10/03/2011 1:17 PM

Generally speaking a Plant Manager does not have the necessary skill set to peel a banana. They can delegate banana peeling to the plant engineer, who in turn calls the Union Boss. The Union Boss then mandates a 1.3 banana per hour peel rate with the worker getting the peels and three 15 minute breaks per hour. Peels are used as signs for striking union workers, who demand four 15 minute breaks per hour and a -1.0 peel rate per hour (prph). When this demand is met, the plant closes and banana peeling is exported to China.

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10/03/2011 9:00 PM

"Generally speaking a Plant Manager does not have the necessary skill set to peel a banana."

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09/29/2011 2:55 PM

You might want to talk to these people. Link

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09/29/2011 7:29 PM

LynDoor™Industries has a full line of banana peeling equipment.

We also offer freezing, dipping, chipping and frying lines to compliment the Shucker 500 Peeler, and other models.

Just send us a PM with your weekly requirements and we will design the system for you.

At LynDoor™Industries, we take it off for you.

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09/30/2011 2:58 PM

Nahhhh, that's 8 monkeys (or is that 8 Managers?) sitting on a Merry Go Ground peeling them bananas.....

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