Due to the impending catastrophic destruction of our planet by some unknown event, I have good news for all of my CR4 friends.
I am paying cash (at the rate of 10 cents on the dollar) for all worldly goods.
This includes gold, cars, boats, jewelry, liquor and concubines. I am even buying dollars for 10 cents on the dollar.
I will be stashing all of this useless stuff in my doomsday bunker located underneath my chicken coop.
PM me with your list and a pick up address. I will send a truck and cash.