'Text Neck'- Are You Next?

Well, its opposite certainly one way to lose weight. Has anyone told Curves?

The article is using 'weight' when they should be using 'force.' Yes, they're both forces but weight usually reserved for what you'd be measuring if you put it (head, other body parts, your feet) on a scale. Force is more general and describes what is being applied the cervical part of the spine, its cause is tilting of the head, but this same force could be caused by any number of means besides tilting one's head forward.

Now that I lack all coordination and can barely see, texting won't be a problem.

Never tried it. Hell, I'm holding a phone...why use it as a typewriter?

I ask people why they text, and the answer is that they don't have talk to people.

If I can't stomach the thought of voice communication with someone, I won't communicate with them at all. It's saved me countless traffic accidents...not to mention that I have to watch out for the driving texters, that weave during a normal conversation, and slam on brakes if something is funny or they are arguing.

I spend $7 a month to have an uncharged cellphone drifting among the garbage on my passenger side floorboard. There's not even enough juice in the battery for the NSA to figure out that I'm cheating on my diet.

Lol. Do they know you help your landlady carry out the garbage?

I'll always prefer real, fresh made cookies to their digital counterparts.

Same goes for Spam. Ever tried it wrapped in bacon, battered, deep fried, dipped in chocolate sauce...on a stick? OMG!