Editor's note: This post originally ran on Hemmings Daily on Dec. 24.

Eight tiny reindeer? As if. The dude’s obviously loaded if he can a) travel around the world on a whim, and b) give good boys and girls whatever consumer item they want. Probably because of all that elf slave labor he employs. So, if he can afford to drive anything, Santa will, as various artists and photographers have depicted him over the years.

For instance, in the above image that we came across out and about on the internet this week, Santa’s got a Bugatti and exactly one package. Guess he embezzled the North Pole profits and blew them on himself and Mrs. Claus this year.

Santa...on a motorcycle? Or in a VW Bus?