Anyone who sees this ad: This is not going to end well.

Man: Honey, does our new Ford come with a first aid kit?

Man: For the last time. Like I told you, we bought the Galaxie 500/XL so we could drive to the old barn, so we can find the cash, so we can pay off the car before the first payment comes due. I know, it IS the perfect plan.

Man: You wait in the car, honey, I got this.

Man: It’s okay, I haven't dropped anyone yet.

Man: Playtime is over. It’s getting dark. See, I left the lights on in the car. Did you think I was going to let you run around the rafters of a rotted barn all night? Now THAT would be dangerous.

Woman: When you said let’s go on an adventure, I didn’t realize it was going to end up with us at the hospital.

Man: Well, Mom says we have to leave now. I know, right? What’s HER deal?

Woman: Be careful dear, that looks very... never mind.

Man: See honey? I told you we’d find something cool at the old barn.

Man: It'll be fine. Yes, I can support your full body weight with one fully extended arm.

Man: I told you a full-size Ford was the best choice for treasure hunting off road. Look at that ground clearance. Man: All of this reclaimable barn wood, yet so little time.

Man: Yes, I always go hunting for hidden cash in a dilapidated barn while I'm wearing a dress shirt, vest, and dress slacks. What’s your point?

How would you caption the photo in this ad?

(Ad courtesy of the Automotive History Preservation Society)