If you're like the rest of us insufferable dragstrip loons, the social media are full of distractions. Is there anything we get lost in as quickly and for as long as vintage photographs of the drag racing scenes of yore, poorly-scanned and loaded to any number of our facey-spacey groups? Deadline at the office? Nope – we gotta figure out if those are Appliance or Ansen wheels on that Satellite. Pick up the kids after soccer practice? Not until we argue with cheesehead454 over the wind-wings on that Camaro, thank you very much. Doctor's appointment? She can wait until we repost that rare pic of Cha-Cha – the world needs to see it and we're the only ones who can do it. Heroes don't always wear capes, after all.

So, it's with that in mind that we bring you this week's mystery pic: We've never seen this one before, but we want to know all about that jean jacket-of-many-patches. What was her E.T. that day? Where was she? Who's trailer is that behind her? And who is she, anyway? Does she still have the jacket? C'mon, Muscle Machines Minions – what say ye?