Engineering360: "A New Method to Extract Scorpion Venom"

I bet this robot milks scorpions about the way I would milk a wild mare. Very carefully!

That is one of God's critters I hope never to need to milk.

Steps to milking a coconut:

1. hunker down with coconut.
2. turn it over several times until you find the teats.
3. squeeze progressively in a downward stroke, very carefully.
4. realize that was the scorpion on the coconut you are now squeezing.
5. go hunker down with a new coconut, the scorpion has that last one all staked out.