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02/28/2023 6:08 PM

Must have been SOME hen party, eh?

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03/01/2023 1:59 PM

How much did that henway?

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03/01/2023 2:26 PM

Bwaahaahahahaaaaha ha haa!

Funny stuff! Wish that I had thought of it!

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05/06/2023 8:11 AM

About 200 kilos.

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02/28/2023 7:53 PM

These are going to be very hard to hide on Easter morning.

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02/28/2023 10:17 PM

Girl discovers huge prehistoric bird living deep in jungle...thought to be extinct for millions of years...From the description given by the girl the bird is thought to be similar to a giant bird called Argentavis with a 20ft wingspan...

The girl said just these two eggs can feed the entire village...

The birds are though to feed on giant worms that live in the jungle....

This from an anonymous source yet to be verified...

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02/28/2023 11:05 PM

I made this!

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03/01/2023 2:56 AM

Woman gives birth to first human egg!!!

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03/01/2023 6:37 AM

1.) Now we know what the egg cups are for.

2.) Looks as though they're quite common in this market place.

3.) The last person to eat one suffered from terrible flatulence.

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03/19/2023 8:48 AM

Looser than a goose!

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03/01/2023 10:58 AM

I didn’t notice the geometric pattern before now... especially pronounced on the ovoid object between the knees.

The ‘shell’ appears to be cracked, by the thumb of her right hand, the edges are misaligned.

Are these really eggs?

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That is a real egg. More accurately that is a reassembled eggshell of the extinct elephant bird(s) of Madagascar. At one time there were enormous numbers of these flightless birds. I think their physiology is one of the pivotal reasons for the conclusion that birds are the direct decedents of dinosaurs.

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Now that is something I have never heard of before. I appreciate the informative link. Thank you, my friend.

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03/21/2023 6:47 AM

The one she is holding is also reassembled from many pieces:-

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I'm glad you agree with me.

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03/01/2023 11:51 AM

Bizarre at the bazaar.

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03/01/2023 12:34 PM

And then the wild ostrich attacked me, I don’t remember much after that.

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03/01/2023 11:21 PM

Eggs Actly which chicken laid this?

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03/03/2023 6:47 AM

This is an egg from an ONO bird.

Right before it laid each egg you could hear it from great distances.

It's distinctive call was "OH NO!" and it's booming call would echo off of the mountains,and rattle in the valleys,sometime causing loose rocks to tumble,or even landslides.

In some areas it was called the MILEORMORE bird.

It can be heard a mile or more away.

Although considered to be extinct, rumors of hearing these birds still persist in some remote jungle areas.

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05/06/2023 8:13 AM

The B-- A-- Chicken!

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03/02/2023 1:14 AM

Doctor told me only one egg per day...

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03/02/2023 4:30 AM

How many minutes for "Soft-Boiled " did you say ??

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03/02/2023 4:49 AM

If we put lines on these and some other decorations, the tourists will pay heaps for them!

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03/02/2023 9:46 AM

"I tried my best, Sir, but this is the biggest egg I could lay."

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03/03/2023 1:45 AM

I'd be smiling like that as well if I was finally able to pass that monster! Likely be looking for a surgeon though...

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03/03/2023 7:40 AM

It's one big Voodoo Eggs Benedict for me .... or exile to 'Eggs Hell'... if I fail

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03/05/2023 9:31 AM

"Description

The egg is intact, measuring 40 cm from end to end, with a 65 cm circumference at its widest point.

The Natural History Zoological Register entry (NMINH:1975.12) reads:

Egg of Aepyornis Elephant Bird (Extinct); Purchased from Mr Peter D.G. Read, Derryvale House, Roscrea, Co. Tipperary; Madagascar; This egg was originally obtained by the brother of Dr Edward Watson, Fitzwilliam Place, Dublin who was A.D.C to General Gordon (of Khartoum) and collected it on his travels. He gave it to Dr E. Watson who collected rare eggs. Later it was passed on to Mr Read; Markings on the egg are stated to be those of ox blood sprinkled on by natives to exorcise evil spirits. Approx. measurements 11.65 in x 8.38 in (29.6 cm x 21.3 cm)"

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03/05/2023 10:23 AM

This was laid by Daffy Duck."You never know what you can do till you try"

He does it at about 6:16.

An oldie but a goodie.

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03/14/2023 6:47 PM

'Thank you, but did anybody consider how I can safely cook the thing',

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You've got the problem, we have the solution!!

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Deforestation and end of life on Rapa Nui explained

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05/03/2023 8:02 PM

Wow, That’s the smallest guy I ever saw… he’d better be careful.

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03/15/2023 6:57 PM

News flash! Humpty Dumpty found intact, reports of early demise just a rumor...Blames lying media...

..."I'm quite alright"...

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Girl kidnaps giant chicken egg, holds for ransom....

Chickens up in arms...

Meanwhile, chicken violence is seen escalating across the countryside...

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03/16/2023 7:01 AM

WHAT…. A GA… well… that wouldn’t last long, when the ‘woke’ wakes and realizes they’re offended and marks it OT.

l’ve seen it happen too often. And rather enjoy it.

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Miracles happen - enjoy it!

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Oh, I am

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03/18/2023 9:27 AM

Too old? I'm not to old.I come from a family of long livers.

My dad had a liver this long.

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I was constipated for 8 years.. and then finally… I had a powerful BM… and after,… when I checked my accomplishment… it’s was like… no joke….

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God I thought I was constipated !!

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That's no joke yolk folks.

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But it was only a little lie,only about this big...

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Yes, it was a little lie… relatively speaking that is…

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03/20/2023 4:29 AM

Congratulations!! You've won an invitation to Uncle Bob's Alligator farm for lunch in the Everglades....

Free drinks on the house....those environmentalists among you will be invited to swim with these man eaters after you get drunk enough 'er choose to, of your own volition...an up close and personal comingling of the animal spirits awaits....a once in a lifetime experience...

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When I said: "Could we have a table close to the river bank; this is not quite what I had in mind."

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Wow ! I'm so thrilled to be having Twins !

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As twin myself…. It’s nice to have spare parts. Matter of fact, when my twin calls me on my cell phone, her caller ID is ‘Spare Parts’….

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Uncle Bob keeps them at bay with a cattle prod.

Eventually, they learn not to mess with Bob or his guests.

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A little Kentucky Jelly would have helped a lot.

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He was a very smart kid.He was teased a lot and called an "Egg Head".

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Gotta find a way to keep that rooster away from the elephants.

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Or…

Gotta find a way to keep those bull elephants away from the hens…

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Anybody know a good proctologist?Prep H does not help.

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Might get me shot, but Gwyneth Paltrow should stop selling 'love-eggs'.

Sorry Admin, but she is a bit barking mad. I shall isolate myself in the hut-of-shame for a while and not slur Gwyneth further with my rabid opinions .

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05/06/2023 9:38 AM

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05/06/2023 11:48 AM

"POP" ?

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05/07/2023 5:37 AM

University of Wisconsin Madison, has made incredible advances in in Genetics…

they were able to identify and turn on a dormant gene where the chicken grow teeth…

Then they found another dormant gene not quite knowing what it did…, and turned on that gene not knowing what purpose it had. And this was the result,…

we can’t wait to see what hatches….

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05/09/2023 4:56 PM

crap…

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08/22/2023 10:23 PM

Hey big mama, how 'bout you sittin' on this awhile?

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