UFOs and Six Degrees of Freedom

The technology archives of the India Daily contain some otherworldly stuff. According to a "recent study" (well, it may have been recent back in July), "flight patterns of UFOs when modeled in a wind tunnel laboratory revealed astonishing results". Based on the computer models, UFOs use more than six degrees of freedom. Consequently, UFOs can - quite conveniently - "never be caught or damaged or even encountered unless they decide to do so." I'm not sure how extraterrestial "consent" can suspend 6DOF, but this is one entertaining editorial.