Stephen Hawking is looking for an assistant. The job pays roughly $45,000 (USD) a year and a valid drivers licence is required.
"You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers. You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group. Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
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