It was this guy, with a Rolls-Royce Phantom, who went on vacation in the Alps. Close to a little cabin at some 35,000ft (don't be pedant!) his RR stalled. It was 7 PM so the guy called Rolls-Royce rep, told him what happened, and the location of the car. Overnight, he was awaken by a "chopper" noise, but he kept sleeping. In the morning, he tried to start his RR, and it started "at a quarter of a key turn" and purred like a "Del" kitten. When he got home, he published, in Time magazine, a "Thank you" letter to Rolls-Royce for the prompt service. The next issue of Time, it was a note from Rolls-Royce: We have no knowledge of such event, we assume that it was another car make. A ROLLS-ROYCE NEVER HAS A FAILURE!
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