I know a lot of people think I'm a really mean guy, but the truth is, I'm really just misunderstood. As the old saying goes, before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Yeah, I know I often come across as a really mean-spirited, grouchy son-of-a-bitch, but hey, why not experience the type of bullshit I have to put up with everyday, and then tell me if YOU wouldn't be as ill-tempered all the time as I am!!!!
Here are just a few examples of what my typical day is like, as taken from the Death Star's security cameras. Oh, don't worry about whether I will kill anyone who views them. I have personally cleared them as not containing anything sensitive (although they do make me look foolish.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBMd0O_zcCU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q8DriPCX2o&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR8ryK_nbhg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG2l5XwLrrI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM&feature=related
And no, I'm not being a jerk in that last clip; my damned hyperbaric chamber door was on the fritz!!!! Damned budget cuts!!!!