Power Plant Based on Cow Dung

Please send first installment of $500,000.00USD to our accountants Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. Quote will be in the mail 30 days after receipt of initial payment.

Balance due will be 10% of cost of construction, payable prior to start of construction.

Regards,

LynDoor™ Industries. Bullshiit Division. Our motto is: "There's nothing sweeter than the smell of cow dung being turned into dollars"

I am confused . One of your partners posted here a while ago, on a Quixotic quest for a hydropower plant. Can you fellows not decide what you need?

As the Lakota Indians of North America say, your question is 'Nik-Nik'.

This is first.

Most people have the dung as a waste product from some type of agricultural business that produces some other food stuffs. They look at dung and alternatives for it's use other then fertilizing their fields.

You want to produce dung to just generate electrical power. I think the whole idea is full of dung as you will never produce enough electricity to pay for the feed.