Have you ever thought of applying to work for rapper Kanye West? After all, he's always winding himself up over something or other (e.g. Taylor Swift). Maybe you can apply as a personal assistant to him to wind him up so that he doesn't have to wind himself up.
P.S. Anybody knows why this clown can wind himself up over a hottie like Taylor Swift? Or maybe he's just mad that she's out of his league........
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