Removal of Carbon

You wouldn't be talking about banknotes, by any chance?

Would this by chance be that old SSD "black dollar" scam?

I'm not sure that even LynDoor Industries has anything for this....

"I'm not sure that even LynDoor Industries has anything for this...."

We've got it alright. Works perfectly each and every time. So far we've cleaned $2,987,789,997.00USD.

It's crazy, we can't spend it fast enough, now that we've automated the process. We've built a special factory just for cleaning money.

Unfortunately, the product is not available for sale to the general public.

Interesting our guest posted this in the Education section...

I wonder if his education has been expanded by his purchase of a carton full of black paper, and the subsequent effort and expense only to discover he has been cheated.

You and Doorman may have such a factory, but the fed has got you beat.

But darn near 3 trillion, or one sixth of US GDP is no mean feat!

I'm impressed.

Do you need a metallurgist to chase cat-ions around?

Milo

Look,

_{Don't spread this around,} It's not time to take the market down, yet.

You're on my short list for cats of any kind.

Removing the carbon from the surface of paper or cloth, will lead you to acheiving a container of slurry.

Considering that carbon is a prime constituant of most materials including paper, ink and cloth, ultimately you will wind up with no surface to remove carbon from.

As for anything printed, that will get stripped away too

You need to refine your question