Cabernet

Real men don't drink wine.

I regret my post, I'll delete it from my subscribed posts.

Don't worry or fret

_{Beer - a low alcohol sparkling beverage, cause of 'brewers droop' and 'beer belly', so resultant 'all-male' company.}

Another keyboard ? or another Cabernet ? i would recommend the latter.... it actually renders the entire computer redundant.

There is (or was) a Blackwood Canyon Winery in Washington State that made wines worthy of a Real Man or Woman. The place is run by a madman/genius who screwed me out of an internship/employment opportunity, but what a winemaker!

I would soak the keyboard in water to remove the wine, and then let it air dry near a heater for a couple days. Now if I can just get the bacon grease, potato chip crumbs, and coffee out of my own keyboard....

But that's nothing compared to the wild-spore chanterelles growing in the carpet of my leaky Caravan (O delights of a subarctic rain forest!)

Soak it in a pan of isopropyl alcohol for a couple of hours. The cheap stuff is fine. There's enough water in it to dissolve the water soluble gunk and the alcohol will aid in evaporation and removal of some of the alcohol soluable gunk. Spin it around with your hand (like a softball pitcher) to force most of the alcohol out. Dry it for at least a day in a harm spot.