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Morning Humor

04/23/2007 7:57 AM

Duncan returned to his cottage after dark, where he found the temperature in it cottage below freezing, there was a newspaper, a fireplace, some kindling, and a kerosene lamp. What should he light first?

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Re: Morning Humor

04/23/2007 8:35 AM

match

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04/24/2007 6:37 AM

temperture is below freezing!?

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04/24/2007 6:53 AM

The cottage must have been in the Adirondacks and the time was just last week. Yesterday was 82F.

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04/24/2007 9:58 AM

He must light the match 1st,

or lighter, his original source of ignition, whatever that is.

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04/24/2007 11:37 AM

The light

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04/24/2007 12:00 PM

Go back, and go to Bahamas!!! Is better for his health!!

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04/24/2007 7:05 PM

The cottage has an all-southern exposure. When he awoke in the morning, he looked outside and saw a bear. What color was the bear?

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05/03/2007 5:33 PM

White.

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04/24/2007 10:12 PM

A cigarette . I really should get some sleep.

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04/25/2007 2:04 AM

If he had a pack of cigarettes, he should throw one away, that would mean he's a cigarette lighter. Ha ha ha ha!

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04/25/2007 8:14 AM

Nice one - I'm going to use that to really annoy people next time somebody asks for a cigarette lighter .

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04/26/2007 12:22 AM

It's always worked for me.

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04/26/2007 1:14 AM

You work even stranger hours than me vermin. Trying to figure out what cr4 people do is a pastime when I wait for that essential 1st coffee of the day. Some of the threads on cr4 would require teams of councillors !

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05/03/2007 5:35 PM

Q: How many counsellors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one - but the bulb has to WANT to change!

...and we CR4 loonies are perfectly happy in our little, funny world...

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