Mechanical Galvanising to BS695

Out here, where everybody packs at least one gun wherever they go, we don't like to fool with Mother Nature.

Nobody's actually convinced us that the earth is even round, yet. All those trick photos can't fool us!

And our "Toughest Goon Sheriff in the West" still has his crack investigators examining Barack Obama's birth certificate. While being sued by the Justice Department for racial profiling, abusing non-english speakers in his jails and many more abuses.

As long as we're already OT...

Last week I received a barstool sermon from an acquaintance regarding his firmly held belief that the Copernican Heliocentric Universe was in fact the truth.

This fellow spent a considerable amount of breath (supplemented with beer) in an attempt to demonstrate the futility of my resistance to this.

I will spare you his truths about the JFK asassination, ethanol fuel, inner-spring mattresses, daylight savings time, and 11 September 2001.

Did he mention "thermitic materials" in reference to 911?

This word was coined by the infantile, radical (mostly Mormon) group that said that it was a plot hatched by George W. Bush. Talk about a leap of faith?

We're really straying here, but it's fun to poke fun at idiots.

This isn't his first crack at it either:

http://cr4.globalspec.com/thread/24021#comment787731

I will give this one bit of information though.... it is MUCH eaiser to apply the process to Commercial Crops rather than your typical wild flower. They are a little more durable.

He's switched from ASTM to British Standard.