How Do You Delete a Post?

Don't post in the first place.

You've got 15 minutes; after that, it's there forever.

By another post asking the folks to ignore the first...

If you are posting anonymously, goes it really matter?

First you need to acquire a post hole digger or standard spade shovel. Breaking ground next to the post but somewhat at an angle works pretty well. Any large rocks, you will have to go around. When you can pull the post out of the ground, do so. A winch can assist in this process.

Now that you have the post out of the earth, the best way to delete it is a large, but controlled fire. After the post has been subjected to fire for significant duration, it should be properly deleted. Any remaining ashes can be tilled back into the soil.

After you have passed the 15 minute editing window you can no longer delete it yourself. If you report it to the admins, whoever is on duty can review it and determine if it's appropriate for deletion.